‘THOR: THE DARK WORLD’ poster has the ODINSON RIDING THE LIGHTNING.
Ride the lightninggg! Here is the first poster for Thor: The Dark World. Let that get your groin greasy, and then contemplate the fact that we’re getting a trailer for the movie this week.
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Boston Comic Con postponed? Go to BEVERLY COMIC CON SUCKER!
Bummed out that the Boston Comic Con is cancelled? We at OL certainly are. It was going to be the first time we rolled out the Fuck Lucas ruckus to our native state. Don’t sweat too much, folks! There is an alternative. A friend of mine and ridiculously talented dude Adam Miller is involved with a replacement ditty taking place in Beverly. The Boston Comic Con Sucker!
PATTON OSWALT’S ‘EPISODE VII’ PITCH gets a LENS FLARE-FILLED POSTER.
Patton Oswalt’s pitch for Episode VII that ripped up the Internets yesterday? Yeah, it has itself a pretty amazing goddamn poster now.
DC teases JOKER’S DAUGHTER’S debut in NEW 52. Frankly, I didn’t know she existed.
Duela Dent is coming to the New 52! Hide your kids, hide your wives. Jesus Christ, talk about a stale cultural reference. Fuck you, Caff! Anyways, yeah. Joker’s Daughter is coming to the refried DC Universe. Perhaps this excites you. Frankly, I didn’t even know the Joker had a daughter. I understand this is a cascading wave of comic book failure raising towards me.
HICKMAN and FRACTION writing episodes of ‘DA VINCI’S DEMONS.’
After the last Man of Steel trailer left my testicles wanting of reproductive juices, I decided I needed to change my opinion on David Goyer. So I was beginning to think maybe I should check out his show Da Vinci’s Demons. Now – fuck – I really need to get on the wagon. What is the cause of this imminent necessity? Two of my favorite writers will be penning episodes for the show’s second season.
‘DOCTOR STRANGE’ to be played by Justin Theroux? Tell me moar.
Oh yeah, there is a Doctor Strange! movie afoot. It had completely slipped my mind. Well, it is coming in Marvel Phase Something Such. Don’t you worry your pretty little heads. We haven’t heard much about the flick, but now casting rumors are a-percolating. The latest (or first?) rumors are centered around Justin Theroux.
Alien solar system got TWO EARTH-SIZED WORLDS. No word on mouth-breathing quasi-monkeys like us.
I say goddamn! Let’s all do what I am inclined to do: get excited over some astronomical theorizing based off of computer simulations! There ain’t nothing like mathematical calculations postulating about Earth-sized planets to get my nipples leaking mud.
TWO ‘ONLY GOD FORGIVES’ Trailers: The Devil loves Samurai Swords
Today is a legit fucking blessing for those of you who need to fill your gullets with every ounce of Only God Forgives promotional material wandering this rock. Here are two new trailers for your gaping maw. Chew them slowly.
Cosplay: THIS PSYLOCKE will probably BREAK YOUR GENITALS with sexiness.
There are few words my pig-faced monkey-man brain can utter that would fairly capture how much I’m in love with this cosplay. Just. Yes.
New BETHESDA game is a SHINJI MIKAMI jam. I’m all about that life!
Well, shit. I certainly didn’t see this coming. It ain’t Fallout 4, and for that I’m going to rope-a-dope by balls with a frozen sirloin steak. It is what must be done. It ain’t the end of the world, though. Shinji Mikami. Bethesda. I’ll take it.
