Space swoon: The MILKY WAY rises up in the Chilean night sky.
I ain’t never seen the Milky Way rise in the night sky, though if I ever do I am certain I will fall to my knees in space-supplication.
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KIM DOTCOM got an iTunes library worth $20,000. SO MUCH TAYLOR SWIFT.
Kim Dotcom wants you to know that he isn’t a Pirate, guys. No, no, no. His new pirating service that is probably used exclusively for pirating is actually about security. To prove what a solid guy he is, Kimmy claims he has sunk $20,000 into iTunes purchases. Which, you know, is pretty much shit for a guy rich out his jiggly ass.
RATTLESNAKE’S HEAD can BITE YOU an hour AFTER YOU DECAPITATE IT.
Mothernature isn’t fucking around. If you have any reservations about the truth that robo-lions will one day rip us from our bunks and eat our souls (the nature-cyborg pairing will be tremendous), then just read this story.
Press Start: Dare to Care
Week in, week out, I find that I give fewer and fewer fucks about my greatest love: video games. Something about the world has changed recently: perhaps it’s a winding down as the console generation nears to a close, or maybe the industry has just plain run out of ideas. Whichever the case may be, I can’t help but wonder why anybody other than dedicated, pathetic losers like myself would be inclined to care. Abruptly, he slaps himself across the face with a force that ejects two fillings and a week’s worth of shitty debris that previously resided underneath his grubby fingernails. God-fucking-dammit, man! This is your one-true, your reason d’etre! C’mon, surely I can muster up a handful of halfway adequate reasons to deter any other would-be quitters. Here goes.
‘DEXTER’ FINAL SEASON TRAILER: End Game for the Bay Harbor Butcher
I haven’t finished the previous season of Dexter. However, I have come to understand through the blathering of friends that the season finale is out of its goddamn mind. So make no mistake, I will finish it at some point in anticipation of the final slashing season of the show. With no seasons left, I imagine the writers will go for broke as they race towards the end game. No more filler, no more posturing. Sign me up.
REAL LIFE PHOTOS x 16 BIT-VIDEO GAMES = worthy mash-up.
Great fucking idea right here. Take some classic video games, take some esoteric video games, and incorporate them into real life photographs. Hit the jump for a look.
Rumor: DAVID S. GOYER writing and directing ‘JUSTICE LEAGUE’ flick. Or just writing.
David S. Goyer’s stock appears to be on the upswing. Homeboy contributed to the Dark Knight Trilogy, wrote Man of Steel, and now could be dipping his fingers into the intestines of the Justice League script.
Cosplay: GAIGE from ‘BORDERLANDS 2’ is mechano-swoon.
Gaige up in the house! I’ve rocked a playthrough with the lovely mechan-death dealer. So I’m not saying I have a special rapport with her. But I a. She good, she goood. Here is some lovely cosplay of the lady from Lyz Brickley, which continues to raise the question, “just how old is this cutie?” I will say it for all of us.
‘ONLY GOD FORGIVES’ French Poster: Gosling’s glare kills my brovaries.
Yeah, we’re going hard on the Only God Forgives tip around here. That’s the glory of your own small, unsponsored, marginally supported blog! You can do whatever you want! So here is the aforementioned poster which you may not care about, and that’s okay!
‘THE EVIL WITHIN’ TRAILER: Mikami’s new survival horror jam.
Shinji Mikami’s newest survival horror blood-wonder was revealed yesterday in a teaser trailer. I got questions for you folks. Are you excited for this game? Why or why not? Or are you like me, somewhat fatigued with Mikami’s pretty well-established formula, and somehow also simultaneously pumped.
