Watch: ORIGINAL ‘STAR WARS’ BLOOPER REEL
…Cause when you’re tired of laughing through tears about midi-chlorians, there is nothing better than seeing some genuine laughs from the cast of The Trilogy.
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DUDE BUYS $27 in BITCOIN. It’s now worth ABOUT $1 MILLION
First world geek…geek world….geek tech…something…something problems. Actually, I don’t know. Whatever. Ain’t a problem at all. Some dill-hole who I am incredibly jealous of bought $27 worth of bitcoins back in 2009. Now that fucking digi-currency is worth more than $800,000.
UN got itself an ASTEROID-MONITORING GROUP ready to THWART SPACE ROCKS
Hey, yo. Yo, hey! You can doubt the efficacy of the United Nations, but at least they’re fucking trying. The Nations United have formed an asteroid-monitoring group that is ready to seriously fucking laserize (I made both the method and word up) any errant space rocks. Sorry you hunks of shit, you’re not going to doom us. Well uh, not without a good try.
Rumor: Ben Kingsley’s “Secret Marvel Project” is a SHORT FILM.
Marvel loves themselves their short films. Peggy Carter got herself one (and maybe more!), Agent Coulson got himself one. Now it looks like the mofuckin’ Mandarin may be scoring one as well.
First ‘X-MEN: DAYS OF FUTURE PAST’ TRAILER: Hope You Love Time Travel!
Full disclosure: I’m at work, and I sort of hurried through this trailer before putting it up for you. I don’t really have any in-depth comments besides, “eh” and “meh” and “whatever”, which is sort of par for my Bryan Singer course. I’ll give it a rewatch later.
What do you folks think?
NETFLIX in talks for a third ‘HOUSE OF CARDS’ season
Huzzah! A few weeks back it was reported that House of Cards wasn’t going to span past a second season. Well! Not if Netflix has anything to say about it. Apparently the Streaming Service That Can is in talks to bring the son of a bitch back for a third. You know what I say? Back up the truck! The Money Truck!
Cosplay: JESSICA NIGRI as SUPERGIRL. You comin’ or not?
It’s the famous Jessica Nigri, this time cosplaying as Supergirl. I’m not really sure what else you need to know. One of the most popular ladies on the scene, holding it down on the exquisite level.
Monday Morning Commute: Nanobots In The Digi-Air
Don’t breath too deep, friends. You see, they’re done with the fluoride in the water. That’s the old tip. They’ve moved on. Now it’s the nanobots. In the air. Infesting our cortex-bits. Prepping us for the ultimate in meta-data. Meta-cognitive data. Don’t breath too deep. Don’t breath at all, if you can help it. Reject the need for oxygen. Has anyone ever really shown you that you need it? If you didn’t believe you did? Eh? Oh — me? Off my meds? What is it to you, buster? Fuck you! No — no. Please come back. Partake in this here column. Monday Morning Commute.
The watering hole where we share the various arts we’re indulging on a given week. While we can. Before they activate nanobots.
FINAL ‘HUNGER GAMES: CATCHING FIRE’ TRAILER: The Katniss Rises. Or Something.
Hnng. Instant blood flow pretty much in that area when I saw Katniss all up in her form-fitting spandex tribute suit thing in this trailer. Goodness me. There’s uh, other stuff in this final preview for Catching Fire. I promise. What is it? I can’t. I can’t remember.
(I’m excited for this movie.)
FBI seizes $28.5 MILLION IN BITCOINS from SILK ROAD creator
Yeah, the FBI has taken a shit load of money from the head of some international drug market thing. I don’t know if that is ever considered “rote”, but we’ve all heard of it before. But this case is different! How so, I rhetorically ask myself? Because it involves the Dark Internet Web Place drug haven Silk Road, and bitcoins. Yeah, Future! Yeah, Futuristic Drug Busts!
