…opph. Take that headline off the berries. So yeah. I know this isn’t new, but I figured I would post it here. Aronofsky has consumed a decent amount of bandwidth on the site, and thus neglected this uh, creation, seemed a bit remiss.

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Hnng. Yep. Yep, yep, yep. The Catwoman thing continues to scramble my brains. Almost two years after the movie dropped. Still. That lipstick. That leather.

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NASA is launching another mission to Mars. Going down today. The latest little scientific jaunt (is there any other kind at this point? Blessed be Uncle Ray’s heart — no) is aimed at figuring out just where the fuck Mars’ water went.

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Hey friends. Straight-up static here on Space-Ship Omega. My life has been crazy lately. Frenzy. Frenzied! Busy. And all this madness taken me away from the controls. What about the rest of the crew? Great question. I’m not supposed to tell you this, but Rendar Frankenstein has left the ship. Yup. Quietly departed during a movie night. Whilst you were all entertained by the Team Omega’s sweded version of They Live, Frankenstein grabbed a null-grav suit and fluttered away to a local exoplanet. Pluto? Staring in the mirror puffing his bubble pipe while blathering about the impermanence of pop culture references and stroking his non-existent beard. The Dude? Johnny Hotsauce? An arm wrestling match that’s been going on for nineteen days. Bateman? Triple bypass.

Just me. And you. Aboard the Space-Boat. Here is what I’m using to kill my loneliness.

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This is wonderful. AMC is bringing Preacher to the small screen. Dope. Dope, dope, dope. While it isn’t my ideal channel (HBO seems the perfect venue for angels and demons fucking, fisting orgies, and such), this is a far better idea than cramming the beast into a two-hour movie.

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Welcome back, Omega Level Mutants!  This week is a pretty special one for fans of homo sapien superior, as those of who’ve evolved that extra special chromosome celebrate their fiftieth anniversary this month, courtesy of Marvel’s X-Men Gold #1, an issue that brings back X-Men from throughout the years, and the creators who made them famous!  As our own tribute, the column this week is dedicated to chatting up our favorite X-things: characters, writers, artists, squads, villains, movies, etc.  So step inside and lets discuss those folks that have been uncanny, astonishing, amazing, ultimate, and giant-sized – the X-Men!

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Hayao Miyazaki may be retiring from the whole beautiful-animated-film game, but that dude isn’t just going to sit around on his ass. Playing with his gorgeous beard. Naw. Not even. Dude is getting into the manga drawing game. Makes me feel lazy as fuck!

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There is an infinite amount of Harley Quinn cosplay iterations out there.Rocketing around the fat pipes of the cosmos. So it’s always nice when I see a take that I haven’t seen before. Truth be told, it’s also awesome when that iteration serves up an ample amount of thigh. Listen, I’m a piece of shit. Okay? I admit it.

Be a piece of shit with me hit the jump.

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Well fuck me sideways! On a rooftop! In a Daredevil costume. This is rad as fuck. The mind behind (well, one of the minds) Cabin in the Woods is going to be helming the Daredevil series for Netflix.

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How do you stop an admittedly still sizable, but hemorrhaging fanbase from continuing to bleed out? Or at least, slow the flow? You give them more content! Makes sense to me. And it makes sense to Blizzard, too. Despite their next expansion pack not even having dropped yet, the company is already working on the follow-up.

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