Shia LaDouche TWEETS RETIREMENT. Still grasps nothing.
You know nothing, Shia LaDouche. Fucking dummy. If you did, you wouldn’t have to go to such lengths as retirement. You certainly wouldn’t feel important enough to tweet it. And finally, you definitely wouldn’t say you’re retiring due to attacks on your artistic integrity.
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The International Space Station mission shall live until 2024. At least.
Here’s one victory for us space nerdos. The International Space Station’s mission just got extended until 2021. More than enough time for me to hone my space-skillz, so I can join my post-Earth brethren up there.
Image Expo announces new titles from like EVERY CREATOR EVER.
I say goddamn! Image Expo is going down, and the company has used the platform to announce new titles from like every fucking creator I hold near and dear. Except for Hickman, who is writing like 3,246 titles at the moment. But still! Holy fuck. Fraction, Graham, Brubaker, Snyder, on and on.
Hit the jump for the litany of awesomeness coming.
Buy These Flippin’ Comics!!! (1.10.14) Bang Bang – My Baby Shot Me Down
I blame myself for ignoring the Starks. “Winter is coming! Winter is coming!” they kept saying. And not even with aplomb. Always some somber ass portending with them. Well, they were right. The 2014 Polar Vortex (I prefer Meat Tornados, personally) dropped right square on my section of the country, and I was a fool for ignoring poor, dead Ned (SPOILER ALERT). I’ve been digging my way out of my house ever since, and have only recently regained feeling in the extremities. So I’m just now able to bang out this column for you guys, the first BTFC of 2014! We got a few pretty cool books to check out (if you haven’t already), so hit the jump and let’s discuss, shall we? Perhaps over a warm fire, with some cocoa and whatnot, yes?
As a reminder, all this week’s new releases can be found here.
Disney seeking COHESIVE ‘STAR WARS’ CANON. EU friends, freak out.
One of the big questions that arose from Disney continuing the Star Wars cinematic universe was, “Jesus Christ, what is going to become of Star Wars canon?” It sounds like Disney is wondering this same thing. Taking steps to address it going forward. But not yet having the answers.
Bryan Singer spits about ‘X-MEN: APOCALYPSE’, says its about mutie origins.
Bryan Singer hasn’t finished shitting out X-Men: Every Cameo Ever Except for Rogue – Time Travelling!, but that isn’t stopping him from talking about the next flick. Which he isn’t even officially directing yet but let us be honest we won’t be spared. So what exactly is X-Men: Apocalypse going to be about?
Hit the jump and you shall receive.
Gnarly: The military asked Walt Disney to build real IRON MAN SUITS.
The military. Have to hand it to them. They have pretty much the nation’s entire budget to spend, and they’re always looking for creative ways to smoke motherfuckers. One of the ways they envisioned doing such things back in the day was with real-life Iron Man suits. Forged by Disney himself.
Kaare Andrews rocking new ‘IRON FIST’ ongoing. Writing, and drawing, and wee!
For my money, nothing is ever going to beat the Brubaker, Fraction, and Aja run on Iron Fist. Seminal. Untouchable. In fact if you haven’t read it, fuck you, I forgive you and get on it. That said, I’m willing to pick up what Kaare Andrews is putting down.
ISS Astronauts experimenting with WATER that ACTS LIKE FIRE. Srsly bros.
‘Cause they’re fucking astronauts! They’ll do what they damn well please. Water that acts like fire. Tang. Man, they got all the most glorious shit up there in space. Moon boots. Secret Illuminati bases on Mars. All of that.
Cosplay: LADY CLOUD STRIFE. Buster sword. Bustin’ hearts.
Here’s some Lady Cloud Strife cosplay. Here it is. I got nothing else. Do I ever have anything else? Is life an empty void, save for brief respites in the form of attractive cosplay? Am I really here? Why do I have no pants on — again? Hey! What’s going on? Pass the punch.
