‘GODZILLA’ OFFICIAL TRAILER: The LIZARD KING is s**ting on our livessss
Good God (of Lizards) with a side of fuck creme! Am I really going to dig this movie? If the cryptic and vague tea leaves that constitute an official trailer are to be believed (perhaps foolishly), the answer is an emphatic yes.
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Monday Morning Commute: Slow Cook The Human Potroast
Whoops! Late on the Monday Morning Commute tip. Didn’t realize it was going to be floating in flux this week. Then it occurred to me that Rendarbones Frankenpepsi is currently en route across the vast distance of the Empire in some sort of silver tube that is intent on dying God’s will. So provided that he doesn’t crash into the side of a Mountain (death is only a transition, he’d be reborn in Earth^42, so don’t cry), he’ll be back next week. However for now you’re dealing with my hurried, blast beat-esque rundown of what I’m enjoying this week. That’s what we do around here. In Monday Morning Commute.
Steven Walters’ new website OUROBOR is live. Go there, peep art, be decent.
Steven Walters is a talented as sheeeeet artist, and friend of OL. Aside from commenting on occasion (bruh we miss you!), he also collaborated with our own Allen Drinkwater on OMNI: ROCKET MAN. So I’d be remiss as all hell if I didn’t plug his new goddamn website which has just gone live. Go to OUROBOR.COM. Check out his work. Follow his tumblr. Be a decent human.
Cosplay: Chell from ‘PORTAL 2’ opens rift to Awesometown
Yeah I don’t know. Whatever. It’s some nice cosplay. Can you really complain about the quality of headlines when I’m providing you with such lovely cosplay free of charge? Eh? Oh you can? Well, whatever. Enjoy it anyways!
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Listen: SUPER MARIO BROS. THEME played on ancient-ass instrument
Need proof that Super Mario Bros. is a fixed, universal constant? That its signature tune is actually a direct wave-length that helps us attain Nirvana? In this next fucking video the theme is played on an Old as Fuck Instrument (that’s actually the name, don’t question me, question the translator) and it sounds goddamn stellar.
Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg helming CONSOLE WARS movie.
Outside of debating “Metallica or Megadeth?”, the biggest source of contention in my adolescence was what console was superior. Now as a spoiled douchebag, I always owned all of them. Thanks Mom, Dad, Grandma, Grandpa, and shitty teenager jobs! But it was furious!, fun!, meaningless, and now a couple of lads are bringing that clash to the screen.
CASSINI crosses Saturn’s Ring Plane. MAGIC TRICK occurs.
How about dis sheeeeeet? Cassini is rocking out, all gobbling up pictures of Saturn and shit when WHOOSH the goddamn rings disappear. Now you’re thinking what I’m thinking. The rings are techno-organic nano-bots that are operating as a hive mind. They’ve been activated, and now are en route to Earth. Close. We’re close. You see — actually we’re not close. It’s a matter of perspective.
Oldest Superman Cover Design snags a cool $280,000+ at auction
Action Comics #15 cover design? Mad money! By God there’s gold in them there comic book boxes! Provided, you know. That you’re a ding-dong of the highest order and you’re keeping comic books from 1939 in a regular old comic box. Right?
Harold Ramis Has Passed Away. Ghostbummer
What sweet shit is this? Perhaps a sign that me and my generation is aging; people we love are dying and the initial “how can that possibly be?” is met with “well they weren’t exactly young.” But still – Harold Ramis? Fuck.
Netflix STRIKES DEAL with Comcast to unf**k their service on said provider
Well, it appears that my lucky comrades who have Comcast will have their Netflix service soon unfucked. Douchebags like me with Verizon? Who knows. I imagine they’re going to stand firm and try and push their Redbox Streaming Bullshit or whatever. God dammit! Yaddayaddayadda landmark deal after the break.
