This MARS SUNSET is solar system sweetness
This is a picture of a sunset on Mars. Just kick back and imagine yourself beholding this beholden beauty upon the Red Dunes of Bradbury-Land. Pass the Space-Beer and the Red Martian Sticky, and let’s let infinity unfold in our minds.
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New ‘WINTER SOLDIER’ poster has Cap DUCKING THINGS; it’s sort of dumb
Hey it’s a new poster for The Winter Soldier. In case you missed the last podcast (hey! look at this!) I’m pretty excited for this movie. So I’m just going to gobble up the fecal-blasts from the brown-coated entertainment wind tunnel that is Marvel’s Marketing Arm. Yum, yum! A distended belly full of nonsense and whizbang!
If you actually care about this poster, hit the jump. Let’s laugh at it together.
WATCH: ‘TITANFALL’ AD proves LIFE IS BETTER WITH A MECH
Titanfall. Next week! Next fucking week! Here’s a somewhat amusing advert that underscores something objectively true. Life is just better when you’re rolling through it with a mech.
First Annual OL OSCARS PICK’EM MAJESTIC goes to the Gnarly Tom Nelson.
The Oscars were on last night! Wee! You know that show, where the famous people decide which other famous people are the most famously deserving of that Golden Totem. Apparently people won things, and there was this really awesome selfie or something.
Okayokayokayokay, enough snark. “We get it, Caff-Pow. You’re contemptuous. We get it.” I’ll stop. This isn’t about me!
Rather it’s about Tom Nelson, who with a wonderful eighteen out of twenty-four correct Oscar predictions has won the first annual OL Oscars Pick’Em Majestic. That’s what I’m calling it. Working title. For his dominant forecast, Nelson has laid claim to a wonderful trophy and dammit if he wants a t-shirt he can have one of those too.
Hit the jump for the the actual winners, the scoring breakdown, and one last chance to talk trash.
Watch: ‘BREAKING BAD’ REMIX has you GROOVING THROUGH YOUR TEARS
Shake your meth-laced ass to this groovy remix. Culled from the last three seasons of Breaking Bad by YouTube user placeboing, it’s funky enough to make you momentarily forget how fucking dreadful the descent happened to be.
Check it out. Spoilers, BTW. Fucking obviously.
GO FIGURE: UK agency spied on your dongs through webcam images; explored Kinect surveillance
It turns out some British intelligence agency totally looked at webcam images from more than a million Yahoo user accounts. I’m shocked! Like way shocked. Double go figure: they were like “Hey we can probably look at everyone’s business through their Kinect, too.”
‘ORPHAN BLACK’ Season Two Trailer: You Don’t Own Us!
More Orphan Black! More Orphan Black! Gods Be Good, please let the season two premiere arrive already. Posto-cuto, there is the an S2 trailer, as well as a couple of sneak previews.
Cosplay: This HARLEY QUINN gives me HARLEY SINN(FUL) thoughts
Am I even trying anymore with these headlines? I don’t know bruh, you tell me. Actually, don’t fucking tell me. Because I know the answer. It ain’t about the content it’s about the…wait, that isn’t right. Umm.
(Hit the jump for cosplay, go away.)
Press Start: Indie Game Primer
I’d like to think that we’ve gotten far beyond the point of an “Indie Game Revolution” now. These games, despite their lower public profile and lack of big label backing should be, and largely are, woven into the larger quilt that makes up gaming as a whole. There is still a chance, however, that some of you were too busy picking your leaky sphincters and sniffing your fingers – getting locked into that dangerous behaviour loop to such an extent that you may have slept on some titles. Never fear: my crowing, self-superior must-play list has arrived.
Image Comics Publisher ERIC STEPHENSON talks some truth about comics gimmick bulls**t
Eric Stephenson came out to address ComicsPRO retailers today, and the Bro Who Ushers In A New Image Renaissance was lobbing bombs. Just giggling as he laced his right-hooks with truth serum. Burying his knuckles deep in the sloppy stomach of comic book excess. His remarks give me somewhat of a boner. But I’m a child.
