Space Swoon: NGC 1333 got that gorgeous cosmic stardust
NGC 1333 , man. I remember that place. Cruising around in the Space-Ship Omega. Picking up Hot Space Folk. Getting them to laugh at my jokes, show me their trisected brain-nipples. It was wild. This image doesn’t really capture all of that, but it’s a good start.
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‘THE WIRE’ creator David Simon writing HBO miniseries about MARTIN LUTHER KING
Sign me up for this miniseries based on topic and talent alone. Wait — is that really alone, then? Or is it a couple of reasons? Whatever the case, the Guy That Gave Us That Show Everyone Loves and I Need to Watch (Treme, obviously, #trolling) is returning to HBO for an MLK miniseries.
SHAQ wants your asses to fund new ‘SHAQ FU’ game, ‘Shaq Fu: A Legend Reborn.’
Self-aggrandizing douchebag basketball Hall of Famer actor rapper video game star Shaq once had a video game. It was really fucking terrible in a sort of really fucking awesome manner. Now out of pro hoops and oscillating between getting fat and sports commentary, the athlete-guy is returning to his true love. His video game franchise.
Marvel promoting ‘ORIGINAL SIN’ by giving out eyeballs.
Here’s a promotion for you. In an effort to promote their mini-series-mega-time-event Original Sin, Marvel is giving out eyeballs. Word, eyeballs. Pop into your LCS, grab some funny books. Snag an eyeball. Bounce it down the street while yelling “THEY HARDLY EVEN RESISTED!”
‘WATCH DOGS’ TRAILER & LAUNCH DATE: HAX THE PLANET W/CYBERPUNK BABES
Another day, another really dope trailer I can only pass along (and not watch) because I’m at work. No audio! Whatever. I’ll drop the impressions in the comments later. Also fucking dope: Watch Dogs finally has a release date. May 27! Boom.
Hit the jump for the trailer.
New ‘TRAILER PARK BOYS’ SEASONS premiering on NETFLIX. Heavy Breathing, Much Excite.
In the words of Bubbles, this is one beautiful cocksucker right here! I’ve been painfully obsessing over Trailer Park Boys for the past couple of months. Maybe a half a year. Whatever. Fuck you. The mockumentary set in the Canadian province of Nova Scotia details the degenerate, hilarious, usually depressing lives of a local trailer park. It speaks to me on a more specific level, since my family hails from Squirrel Eatin’-Inbred City portions of Nova Scotia. The show itself has been around for a long fucking time, debuting in Canada back in 2001. Now thanks to a spreading popularity courtesy of Netflix, it LIVES AGAIN ON SAID SERVICE.
‘HARMONTOWN’ Trailer: Dan Harmon’s Belligerent, Beautiful Ride
There’s a documentary coming out about Dan Harmon – creator of Community, raving mad man, mind behind Harmontown, obese, belligerent inspiration to yours truly. I’m hoping it’s good! That it cuts closer to the quick than the trailer shows. More “this is Harmon dealing with himself” and less “Harmon is ZANY GUY.” We’ll see! Or maybe you won’t. I’ll see. Definitely.
‘GAME OF THRONES’ is getting a RAP ALBUM. Brace yourself, 16-bars are coming.
Game of Thrones is getting a rap album. Like, an official rap album. With tracks by talent you’ve come to know. Fucking Big Boi, Wale and shit. The world is odd.
Buy These Flippin’ Comics!!! (3.05.14) – Dead Moon Knight
Saddle up, my caballeros, buccaneers, brigands, and thieves. It’s Wednesday, the day the nation’s geeks, the true geeks mind you – not those Box Office Geeks who say they liked Superman when they were a kid as they stand outside waiting for the Sunday matinee of Man of Steel – ahem – the day the dyed-in-the-wool geeks come out en masse, raiding the local comic shops for the newest bounty. There was a time, young readers, when not knowing what to expect from the LCS was just a given fact. Thanks to the wondrous gift of technology, we are blessed with foresight. We can know the unknown. I’m here to break down some of the best and brightest booty to get your grubby mitts on, so sit down, buckle in, and push that little red button in the center console that says “BTFC.” Let’s talk comics, people.
For a full list of comics dropping this week, check HERE.
FIONA STAPLES’ first Marvel work is ‘MILES MORALES: ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN’ #1’ cover. So good.
Fiona Staples. The artist that started off righteous on Saga and has only gotten better. She’s now dropping some hot Marvel goodness for the first time in the form of a cover for Miles Morales: Long Title. Exciting to see her in the Marvel flock. Even more exciting to ingest this gorgeous artwork.
Hit the jump for the full cover.
