Custom Captain America Air Jordans are red, white, and #pun
Artist Sekure D got some custom made Captain America Air Jordans up on the pipes of the Internet for us to all oogle together. Now listen. I’m not saying that if you wore these, Captain America would absolutely drain his virginal testicles in you. I can’t guarantee that. But let’s just say I’m going to procure these come Hell or High Water, and wait outside the secret holographic entrance to his Brooklyn apartment.
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Dragon Boner: ‘GAME OF THRONES’ SHOWRUNNERS sign on for two more seasons
Showrunners David Benioff and Dan Weiss are hanging around the Game of Thrones set for at least two more seasons. Which is fucking fantastic, since I have as much faith in George R.R. Martin finishing the novels, and other people being stewards of the show as I do in my proofreading. The minds behind the entirety of GoT up to this point ain’t going nowhere as of yet. And if the Gods are Good, the two brilliant fucks will see this son of a bitch all the way through.
Mt. Gox “finds” over $100 MILLION of customer’s BITCOINS
Remember Mt. Gox? Bitcoin bank that filed for bankruptcy? Then hackers were all like “hey non-1337 assholes, we see you still have our moneys”? Now they’ve “found” (I’m skeptical, okay?) like $100 milli of their customers Bitcoins. Go figure!
‘ASSASSIN’S CREED: UNITY’ Trailer: Next-Gen Parisian Neck Stabbing
Ubisoft has pulled up their knickers and given the gaming world a taste of their next Assassin’s Creed game. The son of a bitch is next-gen only, and will (at the very least) let you roam the streets of France and get your stabby-stabby, stealthy-stealthy on.
‘TRUE DETECTIVE’ gets HARDY BOYS-ESQUE BOOK COVERS.
ALL THE FUCKING CAPITAL LETTERS FOR THIS ONE. I’m so turnt up (as the hip ones say?) on the wild Mountainous Dew this morning, I don’t even care. (If you can’t tell, I fucking hate myself.) None the less, I’m here to inject your beautiful, mushy ocular-holes with some wonderful True Detective x Hardy Boys cultural mash-up.
‘Cause fuck you, Rust Cohle is eternal.
Fox announces dates for ‘FANTASTIC FOUR 2’, ‘WOLVERINE’ sequel & MYSTERY MARVEL PROJECT
You know what they say. You can’t hold a flailing franchise down! I mean, fuck. Despite rumors that they may gut the entire fucking Fantastic Four corpse and start anew five months prior to filming (please keep Michael B. Jordan), Fox has already announced a date for the sequel. And the Wolverine sequel. And a “mystery” Marvel project.
Dude says he’s using GAMESTOP as his “PERSONAL BANK.”
Even if this story ain’t true, it’s fucking brilliant. Some dude claims to have gotten fucking fed up with his local bank after being constantly hit with overdraft charges. So now he plunks down hard cash whenever he gets paid on game pre-orders. Needs some dough? Goes into the GameStop and cancels his pre-order. Money back in hand. Regardless of whether or not this is true, I’m fucking feeling it. Goddamn I was in GameStop today and they tried to sell me on countless pre-orders, and motherfucking disc scratch protection. Dude printed out a goddamn list of PS4 games and suggested I look through it! So fuck GameStop, and a metaphorical stroke of this dude’s genius cock for the idea.
PATTON OSWALT to guest star on ‘AGENTS OF SHIELD.’ Wee?
Nary a day ago I was complaining about Patton Oswalt Fatigue. Yes — he can be funny. Yes — he likes the same things I do! Wee! But it feels as though Oswalt’s almost in everyone’s fucking face about his nerd credentials. You don’t need to flaunt that geek swagger, dude. Just wear your badge and be proud of it. But low and behold, the Good Lord Odin fucking hates me. For he heard my protestations and has responded by ingratiating Oswalt into yet another dork phenomenon that I dig.
‘STAR WARS’ characters added to THRIFT STORE ART = Win.
Dope shit. Not much to say. David Vancook buys artwork from thrift stores and injects some froggy fresh Star Wars characters into the paintings. For Dorks of the Force such as myself, the results are wonderful
Hit the jump to check out his efforts.
