Microsoft considering “OFFICIAL 360 EMULATION’ for XB1.
C’mon, Microsoft. Get this fucking done and I’ll love you. I’m tired of juggling all my fucking consoles, AV ports, and jackin’-off socks. Make my life easier. Let me play my 360 games on my XB1. Please? Truthfully — I’d dig this way more than PlayStation Now! or whatever. I don’t want to have to pay to play fucking games I already own on my PS3. (Assuming this official emulation is free, granted, whatever, get off my cock.)
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Dude behind ‘TRANSCENDENCE’ penning ‘BATTLESTAR GALACTICA’ movie script
You know, it’s been long enough since BSG ended that they can do pretty much anything with it in my eyes. The series ended, it is its own entity. So if Universal wants to hire the guy behind Transcendence which looks like a Pretentious Bullshit Rendition of Lawnmower Man to pen it, whatever. Maybe it’ll be good. Maybe it won’t. But it shant affect my love for RDM’s take.
Cosplay: RULE 63 COMEDIAN
As the world burns! Check out some Rule 63 Comedian cosplay from the Zach Snyder film The Watchmen. (Shh.)
No Duh: PETER MAYHEW returning as CHEWBACCA in ‘EPISODE VII.’
I thought we had confirmed this shit like last week, but alas — no. I mean I’m not saying I’m jumping on the news bandwagon today but…that’s exactly what I’m doing.
Yahoo diving into ORIGINAL TV PROGRAMMING. ERRBUDDY wants original content.
Everybody, everybody, everybody with original content! Remember when companies started circumventing the cable behemoths? Started producing their own content? It seemed wonderful. Free from constraints! Cut the cords! Valhalla! Now I’m all like “Jesus Christ, what TV Show is on What Streaming Service, again?” I’m lazy, and this splintering is cutting into my attention-deprived psyche. But lord fucking knows, if it’s good, I’ll trot that way anyways.
‘BORDERLANDS’ SEQUEL COMING; titled ‘THE PRE-SEQUEL!’
Fucking shit, man. Looks like I’m going to have to keep my PS3 hooked up just that much longer. Though to be truthful I’ve been rocking the shit out of it lately anyways. You see, there’s a goddamn Borderlands sequel dropping for the last-gen. Actually, it’s a prequel. But it’s uh, also a sequel. A pre-sequel.
‘EPISODE VII’ News: It’s f**king SHOOTING NOW; casting ain’t complete.
Well here’s a little news to get my minuscule lightsaber dropping with residual Force leaks. (Or something. Man, I’m played out with my already dumb lightsaber-as cock-metaphors.) Turns out that Episode VII is already shooting, despite the fucking casting not being done. My assumption? Filming locations for action sequences or some shit.
‘GODZILLA’ Extended Trailer: The Lizard King Will Make You Shit
Okay, so everything coming out of the Godzilla camp fucking owns. Even this trailer, despite the fact that it uses the cheap “animal running to safety” and “people climbing on cars away from Dangerous Element X” tropes. All the rest of it more than compensates.
Chiwetel Ejiofor up for ‘BOND 24’ VILLAIN. I can dig it.
That talented son of a bitch Chiwetel Ejiofor may be taking his talents to the World of Bond. Which is fine by me. Fuck, any film that casts the dude is taking a step in the right direction. But having him throw down with Jimmy B is a particular shade of delicious for this spy-loving fanboy over here.
Paul Reinwand got some killer ‘WINTER SOLDIER’ artwork
Winter Soldier on the mind. Nay! Intergrated into my very soul this weekend. If you’re like me, feed the beast with this gorgeous artwork by Paul Reinwand.
