‘STAR WARS’ RUMOR: BOBA FETT MOVIE is like CONFUSING DISNEY EXECS
So you know how Disney and LucasFilmFarm are supposed to be making all sorts of Star Wars spin-off flicks? And how one is like, supposed to totally obviously be a Boba Fett movie? Well the executives in the Mega-Mind-Monoculture Factory are totally scratching their heads trying to figure out how to pull the Fett movie off.
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CYBORG cast in ‘BATMAN VS. SUPERMAN.’ So, this is ‘JUSTICE LEAGUE’, right?
Okay, yeah. You can call it whatever you want. Man of Douche 2. Batman vs. Superman. World’s Finest. I’m calling it – at best – Justice League. Or I’m calling it – at worst – Snyder and Goyer have no idea how to build a Universe.
Kevin Feige on how ‘ANT-MAN’ influenced ‘THE AVENGERS.’
Shh. Can you hear that? It’s subsonic vibrations vomiting down the Omnipresent Now, hinting at the reality that fucking Edgar Wright is doing an Ant-Man movie. In case you forgot. ‘Cause it’s easy to let things slip out of our meat-skulls with the relentless pop culture news cycle. But word, Ant-Man is coming folks, and here is how the movie that ain’t arrived yet influenced The Avengers.
‘GODZILLA’ Japanese Trailer: Destruction In The Lizard-King’s Native Tongue!
First a dope Godzilla poster today, and now this? Aww yiggity yeah, fuck faces! It’s less than a month until Lizard-King featuring Scarlet Witch, Walter White and more drops on these shores. There may be no better way to continue to perpetuate the MUCH EXCITE than to bask in another trailer for the flick. This one! In Japanese!
Cosplay: STEAMPUNK ‘ADVENTURE TIME’? Totally.
Steampunk! Adventure Time! Together! Forever! Not wanting to write a post! Just want to enjoy this killer cosplay!
‘GOOSEBUMPS’ MOVIE PLOT is like WAY META
Got some of that Writing Writer, Meta-Woah-Woah swagger up in the plot for the Goosebumps movie. As a kid who grew up reading them monthly diamonds, and debating the fucking terrors of Monster Blood, I was probably already going to see this movie. Now I’m totally going to see this movie while chemically altered, weeping at the beauty and meta-fictional nature of it all.
‘WATCH DOGS’ Trailer: Hacking The Planet Like A 1337 Dude
New Watch Dogs trailer! has arrived, highlighting the various ways you’ll totally fucking hack the planet.
HBO shows going to AMAZON PRIME. ‘Cept like no ‘THRONES’, man.
Great news, Amazon Prime customers! (Hi!). Well, except for those Amazon Prime customers who have HBO (Hi!). The Prime Service has signed a deal with the Home Box Office to bring a litany of shows to their streaming service. The only caveat? Some select fucking shows aren’t offered. Like you know. Thrones. And True Detective. #SMH as they say.
‘Sin City: A Dame To Kill For’ TRAILER: Big Mistakes & Beautiful Women
Okay. So I’m buying into this fucking movie. I tried to fight the urge, citing derivativeness, other dumb reasons, whatever. But my willpower has eroded. I want beautiful women, noir, and broken dudes making bad decisions.
