‘STAR WARS REBELS’ Trailer! Plus, Kenobi’s On The Show!
Yeah, I make no apologies. Watching this trailer for Star Wars Rebels had me smiling like the eternal twelve year-old that resides within this chunky thirty year-old husk! Plus, news regarding the series. Primarily that Old Ben Kenobi shall be present.
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SHOWTIME going to be partner on ‘HALO’ TV series with Xbox Studios
So it looks like Showtime is going to be Microsoft’s partner when it comes to a Halo TV series. It’s done! Guaranteed!…okay! Maybe! Possibly! Probably! This is the Internet, we oversell everything.
Weekend Open Bar: Sex Is A Metaphor
It’s the Weekend! Fuck yes. Forty+ hours of work, a lung-filling cold, a leaking bung-bung, none of this can stem my excitement! Now begins the restorative forty-eight hours of nonsense that allows me to momentarily forget the beef-and-phalange grinder that is the work week. This is Weekend Open Bar. The column of pure nonsense. Post the GIFs you find. Share drunken stories. Stumble in here and share dumb loot you find in dumb video games. It doesn’t fucking matter, just chat. Come with me! Literally! Figuratively! Join me!
THE FUTURE: EA nearing deal to STREAM GAMES TO COMCAST TVS
Fuck ya’ll! And fuck ya’ll gaming consoles! That’s what Electronic Arts and Comcast are saying, as they near a deal to stream EA games. It’s the Future, yo. It’s getting weird. And I’m liking it.
Check out Uranus contrasted against the rings of Saturn
Spa-spa-spa-space! It’s not without its humbling glimpses into the perspective of It All. Here’s a pretty sexy image snagged by Cassini that features Uranus against the rings of Saturn.
Solo ‘HULK’ movie following ‘AVENGERS 2’ says Lou Ferrigno
If the former body and current voice of the Hulk is to be believed, the Irradiated Fucker is soon going to be privileged enough to have his own flick. More than one person on the interwebs has already questioned just how tuned in Lou Ferrigno is to Marvel Movie News, but let’s indulge the rumor anyways.
‘CALL OF DUTY: ADVANCED WARFARE’ TRAILER: House of Bloody Cards
New Call of Duty. I’m always sold. It’s my yearly installment of overwrought, bro-culture fecaltainment. No apologies, but no delusions. For this installment I’m doubly sold. First true next-gen installment. Vaguely futuristic setting. Kevin Spacey in a leading role? Blathering Underwood-esque about democracy? Fuck yes.
SPIDER JERUSALEM GOES 8-BIT
Karina Dehtyar has conjured the essence of Spider Jerusalem in eight-bits, man. Radical. Check out Dehtyar’s tumblr, too.
ZeniMax is all like JOHN CARMACK STOLE OCULUS RIFT TECHNOLOGY
Apparently ZeniMax ain’t feeling John Carmack. Ain’t feeling him in the least. The ‘Mack Daddy’s (I fucking suck, I know) former company is accusing the co-creator of Doom and Quake of stealing technology on his way out the door to Oculus. Who is right? Who is wrong? What’s the applicable shade of gray? Who cares. Watching Big Dumb Companies fight is fun for me.
‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Trailer #2: A look at all the dickheads
Here’s a second trailer for Whatever Turtle Guys Botox Lips Amy Poehler’s Ex-Husband, the movie. You can get a good look at all the turtles, plus a sick glance at how Michael Bay has stolen Batman’s reveal scene from Begins for his Turtles Extravaganza.
