‘STAR WARS: EPISODE VII’ TITLE REVEALED. MAYBE.
The working title for Star Wars: Episode VII may have been revealed. It may not have been. This is the Internet. Where everybody’s opinion doesn’t count, and no one is held accountable! Let’s play the game!
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Fox has officially ordered ‘GOTHAM.’ Fans are rabid!
Get it? Cause don’t like, bats, carry rabies? Who the fuck knows. I’m a fecalpheliac, not a scientist! Actually, I’m neither. I’m a tri-headed Sasquatch with IBS. Anyways, Fox has officially ordered Gotham. Which frankly I don’t care about. I’m hoping you may. To justify all this.
Oculus wants to build BILLION-PERSON MMO with Facebook. AIM LOW AMIRITE LOL?
Ah, corporate hyperbole! I love this shit. Tell me all about your hopes and dreams, wizards of crafting press releases! Visionaries with too much money!, pepper me with your Future. And then give me my Snow Crash wet dream, okay?
Monday Morning Commute: Spring Sprang Sprung
Hello friends! Bad news. I lied, last week. I lied to your face, while sipping Diet Dew through a Twizzler. That’s how much I didn’t respect you. I said that Rendar would be back today, to guide us through Monday Morning Commute. The column where we share the savory and scintillating things that are helping us get through the work week. Arts, farts, foods, and fascinations. But Rendar ain’t back. Not yet. You’re stuck with me, Caff-Pow. Not even a healthy one, neither. I got phlegm-lungs like you wouldn’t believe. Whatever! We’re all just going to have to make due!
This is what’s on my mind this week.
‘VERONICA MARS’ getting a spin-off show, ‘PLAY IT AGAIN, DICK.’
Veronica Mars is getting a spin-off show? I didn’t see this coming! But then again, I failed as a fan and I didn’t see the movie either. Said spin-off has VM’s creator Rob Thomas involved, so I’m automatically intrigued. The fact that it’s a weird, meta-fictional take on a digital branch of the CW? Has me really interested. Just how odd shall it be?!
Rad ZANGIEF ART drops the hammer. And sickle! puns!
Just about the best fucking Zangief art you’re ever going to see. Behold! It’s “The People’s Champion” by Marcellus Barnes.
‘TALES FROM THE BORDERLANDS’ screens. Fill my vault with glowing glee.
Tales from the Borderlands is coming this summer, and with it I shall come too! Yeah, I’ve used that one before. Whatever. When 10,000+ posts you make, blah blah Yoda talk. Anyways, I’m not important here. This post is about Tales and some new screens from the game.
Tarantino’s ‘THE HATEFUL EIGHT’ official poster available for purchase
The story surrounding Quentin Tarantino’s The Hateful Eight may end up being as interesting as the flick, should it ever arrive. Dude writers script. Script leaks. Dude cancels movie. Then holds live reading. Then uncanels, maybe. Now you can buy a poster from the official reading of the cancelled-uncancelled flick.
Sam Humphries has signed exclusive Marvel contract
I’m both happy and saddened by this news. Sam Humphries (Our Love Is Real) has gone Marvel-exclusive.
New ‘GODZILLA’ Clip: Let Them Fight!
Okay so yeah this clip pretty much confirms that there is going to be some Godzilla versus Other Big Monster Fuckers action in the new flick. And that!, my friends!, has my geek dick!, hard! (My regular dick stopped getting hard after the Slurpee Machine Accident of 1997.)
