‘MIGHTY NO. 9’ Gameplay Footage: A Mega (Man) Nostalgia Boner
Watching this footage of Mighty No. 9, I can’t help be like, “Capcom, you fucked up.” It’s goddamn Mega Man But Not Mega Man porn. Gorgeous, frenetic platforming by Keiji Inafune and company. Mind-boggling why the company didn’t give the dude the keys to pull this shit off with the Franchise Proper. But at this point WHO FUCKING CARES. New Mega Not Mega Man is coming. A robot by any other name, amirite? #ShakespeareReference #Erudition?NawImDumb
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Friendship: OCULUS helping SAMSUNG on their VR Headset
Corporate friendship! More like “mutually assured market dominance!”, but let me think of rainbows. Rainbows firing straight up my ass, rocketing out my cock in an ejaculation-prism that wows everyone in the football stadium. Wait — where were we? Oh! Samsung and Oculus totally jerking off one another in the VR market.
Potential ‘ANT-MAN’ directors: ADAM MCKAY, RAWSON THURBER, RUBEN FLEISCHER
A shortlist of the directors that could replace Edgar Wright on Ant-Man has been revealed. And while there’s no replacing Wright, and it seems awkward that someone is going to be helming his brain baby, there are certainly worse directors than the ones revealed. (Better ones too, okay, granted.)
Take-Two CEO: More ‘BIOSHOCK’ and ‘RED DEAD’ games planned
Take-Two’s CEO (whose name I’m not looking up right now) recently confirmed that his company, in fact, does like money. The Executive-Lord of Take-Two confirmed such a fact by announcing that the company plans on continuing two really fucking successful franchises. Red Dead Redemption and BioShock. Perhaps naively, and forgetting that companies like money, I was surprised about the whole BioShock thing.
‘PROJECT BEAST’ Leaked Footage: From Software’s New Horror
From the people who brought us the psyche-smashing, spirit-breaking Demon/Dark Souls franchise comes this sexy batch of leaked footage. “Project Beast” is its working title, and whether or not its part of the aforementioned franchise remains to be seen. What is evident though is that From Software is bringing some batch of pants-tightening, palms-sweating, hyphen-hyphening gaming goodness to the PS4.
Weekend Open Bar: Stand Back From The Centrifuge!
It’s the Weekend, folks. Now this can mean many things! Maybe it means you work. Maybe it means you don’t. Maybe you’re getting drunk! Maybe you’re surfing the Omniverse in a home-built Slipstream Time-Space Shuttle. Who the fuck knows, it’s a wild world.
But whatever you’re doing, know one thing. This is Weekend Open Bar. Where we can all come together no matter what we’re doing to share in the madness of the weekend. Proclamations of Love, Condemnations of Marvel, Wild Animated Gifs of Chris Evans or Eva Green. It’s all welcome here.
SpaceX reveals their “DRAGON V2” spacecraft. Astronaut Ferry A-Go-Go!
Elon Musk has revealed SpaceX’s first manned spacecraft, the Dragon V2. The motherfucker is designed to carry up to seven astronauts to the International Space Station, and hopes to be doing so by 2017.
AGENT COULSON (Clark Gregg) wants role in MARVEL’S NETFLIX SERIES
Clark Gregg wants Agent Coulson to get into the Marvel action poppin’ off on Netflix. The geek-turned-actor has lamented that he will be “totally butt hurt” and “rife with fanboy gloom” (I’m paraphrasing) if he doesn’t get a shot to act next to whomever shall play Danny Rand. I mean yeah dude I appreciate your zeal and shit, but like. Everybody in the MCU thinks you’re mortis.
DARPA building tiny brain implant to treat PTSD. Futurism x mental health.
Pretty fucking radical, shit! Usually DARPA seems dead set on bringing the robotic harbingers of the Apocalypse into the world. However their latest reveal is a tiny brain implant that would treat PTSD.
MPAA BANS New ‘SIN CITY: A DAME TO KILL FOR’ Poster
The MPAA has banned this new poster for Sin City: A Dame To Kill For. It’s…it’s pretty saucy. But ban worthy? I don’t know, yo.
