In ‘No Man’s Sky’ it’s impossible to visit every f**king planet
I’m pretty jacked+pumped for No Man’s Sky, Hello Games’ procedurally generated space exploration game. A goddamn living Universe, with goddamn glorious planets, for my goddamn exploration. And while I understood the game was vast, I didn’t know it would be impossible to explore all of it. Impossible!
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Rumor: Scoot McNairy playing The Flash in ‘Batman v Superman.’
Scoot McNairy, like half of Hollywood, has been cast in Batman v Superman: Dawn of Slo-Motion Ruin Porn. Up until now we ain’t known who the actor has been playing, but new reports having him playing The Flash. What has set off this speculation, you ask? The dude is wearing green socks on set. Yeah I don’t know.
Adrianne Palicki is totally joining ‘Agents of SHIELD’ as Mockingbird
Adrianne Palicki refuses to give up on the superheroine game. After starring in a Wonder Woman TV pilot that launched a thousand negative articles (and no TV seasons), the actress has been cast in Agents of SHIELD.
Kevin Smith making a teenage girls-starring superhero flick.
Kevin Smith is giving us what the Marvel Universe (and to be fair the DC Universe, and all the other sorts of Comic Book Universes) seem reluctant to do: a superhero flick starring women. Specifically, teenage women. Most specifically, Kevin Smith and Johnny Depp’s daughters. You read that right.
‘Action Comics’ #1 going for nearly $2 million halfway through auction
Well it looks like my offer of “Promising to take really good care of it” and “Several dozen empty Diet Dew cans” isn’t going to be enough to buy the copy of Action Comics #1 currently at auction. The comic, which is supposedly like the nicest, most pristine copy of it ever, is going for nearly $2 million. Halfway through the auction.
‘Star Wars: Rebels’ Teaser: “Art Attack” — And show release date(s)!
I promised myself I wouldn’t fucking tease release dates in headlines anymore, but Star Wars Rebels is a bit more complicated than usual. It’s debuting across a fucking application, a website, and a TV station. All on different dates! So sorry, yo. Ain’t like the extra click is getting me any money. (Ain’t like anything is getting me any money.)
But deets and a pretty awesome Star Wars: Rebels short after the break.
Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson *deciding* between playing Shazam and Black Adam
This is how you know The Rock is the Greatest Actor our generation. The motherfucker is deciding whether he wants to play either Shazam, or Black Adam. Dude is like “Let me think about it, I’ll get back to you.” Total power move, and I love it.
Elon Musk’s SpaceX raising another $200 mill. GET US TO MARS.
I don’t give a shit what sort of extraneous game Elon Musk talks, if the fucker can get us to Mars. The Hyperbolic One’s company SpaceX is trying to do just that (and a variety of other radical, space-related things), and it’s raising funds to do so. The latest wave of cash is coming in, to the tune of $200 million.
First Official Look: Paul Rudd as Scott Lang in ‘Ant-Man’
Ant-Man has been in production for one day. One day! But that hasn’t stopped the Powers That Be from issuing forth an official look at Paul Rudd. As if to say, “Hey, this movie is still happening!” And “Hey, Paul Rudd is still here!”
Super Meat Boy creators working on a “live action stealth game” Word? What?
The minds behind Super Meat Boy have revealed a teaser for their next game. It’s dubbed a “live action stealth game”, and I don’t know what the fuck that means. But I also don’t give a shit. The fact that it is Team Meat means I’m paying attention.
Teaser and details after the jump.
