Cosplay: Female Kratos from ‘God of War’ is ready to eat your heart
This female Kratos from God of War ain’t taking none of your trifling bullshit. You hear? So shut your mouth, fall in line, and just enjoy the pictures. Mortal.
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‘Destiny’ Live-Action Trailer: Guarding The Galaxy
More than a little Guardians of the Galaxy theme-ninjaing in this live-action trailer for Destiny. Intergalactic humor and action + Old School tunage? It’s certainly a formula that’s working. Particularly on me.
Weekend Open Bar: Blessed Be The Weekend
You know for a week that was -1 because of a holiday, it sure felt like a grueling fucking work week. First few days during the teaching life always seems to feel that way. “Did I print this?”, “Am I going to have to piss during class because of the three Monster energy drinks in me?”, “Is this the semester I finally get black bagged for subversive syllabi?”
All those awful thoughts and more. Condensed into four days. But now it’s the fucking Weekend! Which actually means class prep! But fuck class prep right now! #YOLOCORE.
‘The Hateful Eight’ shooting next January. Opening in 70mm in Fall 2015!
The Hateful Eight news! The Hateful Eight news! Motherfuckin’ Film That Wasn’t Going To Be is officially shooting in January. How is that for a turnaround? And it’s opening in theaters in mofuckin’ 70mm.
Dwayne “THE ROCK” Johnson is officially Black Adam
Oh! You think it’s been quiet around here? It has! Oh! You thought I wouldn’t find the time in this first week of classes to talk about THE ROCK?! EGG ON YOUR FACE, PLEBS.
‘Firewatch’ Reveal Trailer: Moody Woodland Mystery
I wrote about Firewatch a couple of months ago, particularly stoked with the talent behind it. The developer Campo Santo is comprised of Heads from Double Fine, Telltale, and 2K Marin. What a fucking group! Now the developer has dropped an official reveal trailer and…it seems fucking awesome. Hard as Shit to Explain, but fucking awesome. Totally gelling with my recent Lovecraft obsession, offering up a seemingly haunted, and uncomfortable woods to explore. And stuff.
Just watch the trailer.
Cosplay: Rule 63 Star-Lord is outlawfully awesome
What does “outlawfully awesome” mean? Yeah, I don’t know either. But I do know (FUCKING SEGUE) that I love this Rule 63 Star-Lord cosplay.
‘Episode VII’ News: Syrio Forel (Miltos Yerolemou) joins the f**king cast
If you watch Game of Thrones and you weren’t totally swooning over Syrio Forel — stop fucking lying. J.J. Abrams seems intent on stacking the cast for Episode VII with a bevy of my bitties. And the latest to join the cast is Miltos Yerolemou, who plays the aforementioned awesome swordsman.
‘Resident Evil’ Remake Trailer: Zombies Mauling You In Pristine Glory
Goddamn. Maybe it’s the time passed, maybe my the rotting carcass, but I had forgotten a lot of the dope scenes this Resident Evil Remaster trailer reminded me of from my gaming past. And fuck!, that’s a huge sentence. So let’s just roll clip.
Monday Morning Commute: This Is All A Rental
This is all a rental.
From the computer you’re typing on to the meat-sack you’re inhabiting. All will be recycled, reused, converted into a variety of different forms. In my case, very much upcycled. Rejoice for as long as the collection of atoms, elements, and moments that is You can successfully stave off Entropy.
This is all a rental.
You’re slowing down. Dissolving. Inching closer to the Bin where your reconstitution shall take place.
But while we’re here, while This Matter still makes You, let’s have some fun. This is Monday Morning Commute. The column where You share what you’re intending to do during the week. So long as your dissolving, perpetually-ending, decaying meat-sack allows you.
This is all a rental.
