‘Metal Gear Solid 5: The Phantom Pain’ Multiplayer Trailer: Selfies With Friends
Frankly, I don’t know what the fuck to think of Metal Gear Solid 5. So I certainly don’t know what to think about Metal Gear Solid Online. But I’m fucking intrigued by both. The former more than the latter.
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Mars’ Gale Crater once had a longstanding massive lake
Fuck! Get me the time-machine-space-ship! We’re going to the goddamn Red Planet to bathe in Gale Crater. Fuck practicality and “scientific limitations.” I’m going there and you can’t stop me. So grab your swim trunks, your handy guide for Colonizing Planets, and protein bars. You might as well join me.
Gross: David Goyer and SyFy bringing ‘Krypton’ origin series to TV
David S. Goyer sucks. Origin series suck. This show is going to suck. (Or maybe it won’t. But I despise the aforementioned two.)
Monday Morning Commute: A Nice Egg
Welcome to Tuesday Morning Commute! I’m busier than a mofuckah’ here the last week of the semester. Students coming out of the woodwork, not wanting to fail. Tutees wanting me to salvage papers last moment. And grading! Oh, the fucking grading. But I’m almost at the end. I can see six weeks of gluttony, literature, and gaming right around the corner. Here’s what I’m looking forward to this week though. The materials that are dragging me through this sad limp to the finish.
New ‘God of War’ officially announced. Cause like, why not.
Totally didn’t see a new God of War coming down the pipeline. I’m always taken when Corporate Overlords announce new installments of Unfathomable Cash Cows. In any medium.
‘Final Fantasy VII’ coming to PS4! But! It ain’t a f**king remake
Squaresoft-Enix-Eidos-Whateverthefuck straight trollin’ us now. The Company That Doesn’t Matter Anymore announced today that they’re bringing Final Fantasy VII to PS4. But it ain’t the remake we’ve been clamoring for over the past fifteen years. Just an upscale whateverashit port. Same one that has already dropped on Steam.
‘Uncharted 4’ Gameplay Video: 2015 Is Far Away
I fucking miss you, Nathan Drake. And when I see you in next-gen glory, your absence in my life is felt as a physical hunger. I need you. Your half-tuck. Your unkempt neck hair. Your gunplay.
‘No Man’s Sky’ Portal Gameplay Trailer: Space Is The Place
I’m not exaggerating when I say my caffeine-addled, medicated brain can barely contain its excitement when watching the trailers for No Man’s Sky. The game is giving me, like, everything I’ve ever wanted in space exploration. FUCK. YES. GIMME. SHITFUCKYES. Penis-titties?
Roberto Orci ain’t directing ‘Star Trek 3’, Edgar Wright might
Well, here’s a way to get me to give a shit about a post-Star Trek Into Darkness movie. Snap Edgar Wright’s name on the director’s chair.
