Leaked: ‘Deus Ex: Mankind Divided’ for PC, PS4 and XB1

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Deus Ex: Mankind is a game! It’s a game. Earlier today it was leaked, and now Game Informer‘s May cover confirms it.

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Maybe: ‘John Wick’ directors helming DC superhero movie

John Wick.

The John Wick directors are in a tight bind. They’ve already directed probably the fucking coolest superhero ever (hyperbole) in the form of Johnny himself. Do they try to top that with a sequel as reported? Or do they lend their fighting prowress to an established Superhero Stable? Seems the latter. At least maybe for now or something IDFK.

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‘Black Ops 2’ adds Snapchat Easter Eggs (probably) teasing ‘Black Ops 3’

Black Ops 2.

Developers Treyarch have dropped the sort of neat Easter Egg donkey bullshit that couldn’t have existed a decade ago. The company has patched in a set of QR codes or some shit that probably, totally would have gone unnoticed by me. But are also probably, totally teasing Black Ops 3.

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Arrested Development Producer: We’re making like 17 more episodes

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Producer Brian Grazer has confessed to the Boston SportsGuy that they’re making seventeen more episodes of Arrested Development. While I prefer a world with more Arrested Development episodes to less, I personally hope they’re better than the fourth season.

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Official: Russo Bros directing two-part ‘Avengers: Infinity War’

The Russo brothers.

Cause we didn’t all know it.

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‘Star Wars’ Non-News: ‘The Force Awakens’ poster debuting at Celebration

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Very important news.

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‘Avengers: Age of Ultron’ Trailer: Peak Saturation of Radicalness

‘Halo 5’ hitting Xbox One on October 27. This is a (master) chief opportunity for Microsoft

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GET IT? Master chief opportunity? Cause it looks like fucking Halo 5 is the only AAA, console-exclusive title actually making its 2015 release date! SHIT PUNS.

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Key and Peele’s ‘Substitute Teacher’ sketch becoming movie courtesy of Paramount

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Catching up on the news I didn’t get around to talking about this week: Paramount is bringing the Key and Peele sketch ‘Substitute Teacher’ to the big screen. And while I’m stoked that K&P are getting their due, I’m not sure about the viability of a movie based off of Mr. Garvey.

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New ‘Terminator: Genisys’ Trailer: We’re Here To Stop The End Of The World