First ‘X-Files’ Teaser: I Want To Believe

First Look: Apocalypse, Psylocke, Magneto and futzing Mohawk Storm from ‘X-Men: Apocalypse’

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Everyone’s bagging on Apocalypse in these X-Men: Apocalypse stills from Entertainment Weekly. Whatever — remember how fucking lame all the Days of Future Past promos looked? Rather, let’s keep it positive *and* talk about how fucking gnarly Storm looks.

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OMEGA-CAST #17: Existential Mud Butt Upon The Fury Road!

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Oh shit! It’s been a hot minute since we dropped a podcast. Life! It happens. Since the last beleaguered, intoxicated collection of Omega Belligerence I’ve gone on a Bachelor Weekend with the Goons. Captured on the podcast! Seen Fury Road. Noted on the podcast! Gotten married, bought a house. Both on the podcast! But that’s not all. Us Four Usual Dickheads spit about a variety of topics. From True Detective, to the eternal debate in art of Form versus Content. From Bateman’s Mason Jar filled with his scabbed-off genital warts to Riff’s alcoholic slaying of Disney World. It’s all here.

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‘The Man from U.N.C.L.E’ Trailer: Extremely Attractive People Doing 1960s Spy Stuff

Netflix has added 3.3 million new subscribers in last three months, continues dominating everything

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Netflix ain’t fucking around. Long gone are those awkward adolescent days when the service was considering getting into gaming rentals, and spinning off streaming services under a different name, and all that happy horse shit. That’s the past! The present? Adding subscribers like a motherfucker.

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‘Street Fighter II’ soundtrack getting gorgeous vinyl re-release. Fetish object swoon.

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I don’t fuck with vinyl. Seems like a dark, addictive, compulsive road. And I’m a guy with enough addictions already: masturbating, caffeine, Funk POP! toys. But man. I would be all over this gorgeous Street Fighter II soundtrack re-release if I were to pick up another bad habit in collecting vinyl.

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‘Mad Max: Muppet Road’ is the post-apocalypse we may be able to handle

‘The Man in the High Castle’ Trailer: Future Changing/Past Changing/PKDing

Pluto is a geologically active world. And we don’t know why. Amazing.

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Pluto just got more interesting! Like, don’t get me wrong. Pluto. You were interesting before. But now with the news that you’re geologically active, and we have no stinking idea why? Now you’re a delicious mystery wrapped in a former-planet.

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‘Fargo’ Season 2 Trailer: We’re Just Out of Balance