Master of Horror Wes Craven has passed away at age 76
Wes Craven has passed away at the age of 76, after a battle with brain cancer. What a goddamn bummer. The man is behind some of the greatest horror movies of all time, and certainly the inspiration for countless great ones to come. Let us remember the lad well. What was your favorite movie of his?
Maybe: Vin Diesel announced that an ‘Iron Giant’ sequel is happening
Vin Diesel likes to shoot his mouth off. Dude has been teasing an expanded role in the Marvel Cinematic Universe for what — years at this point? And still. Nothing outside of Groot. So take this with a spoonful of salt. The Bald Beautiful Bastard maybe kind of/sort of announced that an Iron Giant sequel will be happening.
Nielsen beginning to track what individual shows we watch on Netflix (and Hulu, and Amazon Prime)
How many fucking shows could you have saved with this metric already in tow, Nielsen? Are you responsible for Rubicon being cancelled? Is that completely unconnected? I want to be indignant! Apoplectic! About you just finally getting into tracking streaming services. And I don’t give a good god damn if my anger is misguided or not.
‘Deus Ex: Mankind Divided’ will have a New Game Plus mode, as all futzing games should
Back in the day when I actually wrote things, I wrote about how every fucking game should have New Game+. It was a seminal piece in the world of Gaming Journalism™, and I’m glad to see that Ubisoft clearly a) read the piece, b) agreed with the piece, and c) put my obvious policies into practice.
‘XCOM 2’ delayed until February 2016
I’m selfishly happy about this one. I wasn’t sure if I was going to have a gaming PC up and running by the time XCOM 2 dropped this Fall. Or if I would have the time in my gaming schedule to accomodate the title. But February of next year? Sign me the fuck up! Sorry to those of you who are saddened by this news. I feel you, I’m just not like, you know, with you.
‘The Shield’ is getting remastered in 4K widescreen
Sometimes I forget about how much I fucking loved The Shield. Before Breaking Bad, before Justified, before Mr. Robot, this show was the one that produced white-knuckled, ass-clenching tension in me. And now it’s being remastered in 4K widescreen, which is optimal reason to selfishly watch it again show it to my wife!
‘Final Fantasy 15’ confirmed for 2016. Date Announcement Event coming in March
Holy shit. The Great Wait will be over in 2016. SquareEnixFolk have announced that FFXV is indeed dropping next year, and they’re commemorating its release with a special event in March. To announce its release. Okay!
‘The Force Awakens’ LEGO Commercial: Hear BB-8 speak
Hey! Do you love LEGO? Do you love The Force Awakens? Do you want to hear what BB-8 sounds like? Yes? Yes? Yes? Holy Tits!, this is the perfect commercial for you.