Cosplay: Rule 63 Star-Lord!

Star-Lord, Man!

Man! Rule 63 Star-Lord cosplay coming in hot. As hot as a burning…Star! Lord! Hahahaha! My shitty jokes are shitty. Just enjoy the cosplay.

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‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows’ Trailer: Oh Yeah This Franchise

Art: Darth Vader by Esad Ribic

Watch: LEGO-powered Chicken McNugget vending machine

We have crossed the threshold, folks. Into a new world, where promises are kept, and Justice is True. Or, at the very least, where there exists a fully-operational LEGO Chicken McNugget vending machine. I’m not certain, but the latter may actually be a better world than the former.

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Rumor: ‘Batman’ solo movie to co-star Will Smith’s Deadshot

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Will Smith’s Deadshot is premiering next year in DC’s Suicide Squad, and it is looking like we may know where he will turn up next. In…Ben Affleck’s Batman flick? Admittedly, I don’t know Deadshot’s story very well. So maybe this makes sense in the grand scheme of the Bat-Mythos. But to an uneducated slob like me, it seems like “Let’s shove Character X into Character’s Y movie, because: star power!” Which, in the name of fairness, I will admit seems to be happening in the third Thor movie too.

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Report: Idris Elba frontrunner for ‘The Dark Tower’ lead

Idris Elba.

Holy crap. How do you get me to give a futz about an adaptation of The Dark Tower? Cast Idris Elba.

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‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’ Chinese Trailer: All Falcon Everything

I’m not actually watching this trailer. ‘Cause, you know. Week out. But apparently it’s got a funk-load of Millennium Falcon, and Han Solo.

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Rebecca Ferguson returning for ‘Mission: Impossible 6’, futz yeah!

Rebecca Ferguson.

Rebecca Ferguson was one of the best parts of the fifth Mission: Impossible flick, so I’m glad to see her returning for the sixth. Pretty excited about the movie in general. Director/Writer returning, female lead returning, theta levels off the fucking chart. Hell yeah.

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Tarantino once again says he will be done after ten movies

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More Tarantino news today. ‘Cause just like that WarStar flick coming out keeps us talking about that whole shebang, Tarantino’s Hateful Eight press tour got him on our minds. In the past The Old Quent has expressed a desire to stop making movies after his tenth, and while I rolled my eyes at the statement (perhaps because I don’t want to believe he will ever stop), apparently it ain’t all hot air.

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Watch: Stream Xbox One games to Microsoft’s own HoloLens glasses

The future of augmented reality! Is! Surfing the slick Internet as a Console Cowboy! Or! No! It’s playing Halo 5 on the toilet as you rip a gnarly Doritos-and-Dew dump, courtesy of the HoloLens glasses adoring your cool, cool face.

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