Watch: Deadpool explains why he won’t host ‘SNL’, spoofs Kanye’s Rant

Ryan Reynolds and Deadpool aren’t going anywhere, despite the fact (or perhaps due to the fact) that the movie is already released, and making absurd amounts of ducats. The actor-character-actor-metameta has responded to an online petition asking the character-actor-character-metameta to host SNL, spoofing Kanye’s epic rant from last week.

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Image reveals “Image+”, a monthly magazine with exclusive content

image comics~

Image has revealed Image+, a monthly magazine similar to Marvel Previews. Truthfully, I don’t really know what the fuck Marvel Previews contains, so that comparison doesn’t really help me (maybe it helps you). But I do know that Image+ will contain “exclusive interviews, spotlight features, bonus never-before-seen preview pages, editorials from industry voices, and more in-depth, insightful and provocative comics coverage”, which seems neat enough. I mean! Provocation! Insight!

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‘BioShock: The Collection’ Rated In Brazil; Can I Just Buy The First?

BioShock.

BioShock is getting a collection, according to the Brazilian advisory board. 1) Can I just bought the original game in HD? No, that isn’t a “collection” — oh, okay. 2) When the fuck are we getting an HD Mass Effect collection? Christ.

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‘Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt’ Season 2 Teaser: Upon The Runway

Empire Magazine ‘Captain America: Civil War’ Cover: Sparks Fly

‘Fallout 4’ named Game of the Year at DICE Awards

‘Fallout 4′ Live-Action Trailer: Welcome Home!

Remember. This is how award shows work: if they confirm a feeling of yours, they’re awesome. If they deny a feeling of yours, who gives a fuck about dumb political award hows.

DICE Awards? Clearly awesome.

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Weekend Open Bar: You Are Not Alone, [We] Are Not Alone

We Are Not Alone

I’m getting real shit at publishing a weekend column at the start of the weekend. Man! Fuck! But yesterday was busy, hopscotching from work, to dinner with a mentor, to an entire bag of Sour Patch Watermelons, to staring at the IdiotBox for three or so hours. I’m here now, though, and I’m hoping I can lure you in as well! This is Weekend Open Bar, the weekly column where we all hang out.

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Watch: ‘Super Mario Kart’ with 101 players

Last…Last place is way far back when you’re playing Super Mario Kart with 101 players.

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‘Orphan Black’ Season 4 Trailer: Oh Right I Should Watch Season 3

Yeah. I can’t even watch this trailer, because I forgot to watch season three of the show. A show, which I had thought I really enjoyed. But then somehow forgot about.

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Comedy Central’s ‘Review’ ending after shortened third season

Review.

Andy Daly’s Review is too odd, and too wonderfully uncomfortable to even exist. So I suppose it is a blessing that the show has lasted even two season, let alone that is being given a third, shortened one.

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