Weekend Open Bar: Future Club
Man, it’s been a hot minute since I opened up the Bar, huh? Whelp, ain’t got no excuse outside of the usual ones. Lethargy, malaise, a preference for staring at butts and memes over creating. You know, the usual shit. But! Fuck! I’m here. But! Fuck! I’m excited to spend the Weekend (Open Bar) with you folks.
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This trailer is some straight-up Black Mirror shit, and I mean that in the best way possible.
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New It trailer. I don’t know the source material, but the trailer seems fine! I mean, no matter what, can’t be the worst King adaptation this year, right? *Stares at The Dark Tower*
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Cassini is just clutch-ass gorgeous pictures, dudes. Nothing more to say, especially not with my head cold doubling back, and my lungs full of phlegm-ass star dust or whatever.
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John Wick cinematic universe? Guess what! I’m a fucking fraud! I’m going to pivot from my usual shit-bombing of proposed cinematic universes and push my chips *all fucking in* on this one! I’m a fraud! I don’t care! Cause I fucking love John Wick, and Ballerina sounds fucking rad.
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Matt Groening got himself a new series, Disenchantment. Not only that, but it’s going to be arriving on Netflix, whose quest for cultural domination continues to rumble on.
