Here’s another beautifully shot, incredibly vague trailer for the third season of Mr. Robot, where, go figure. Elliot can’t remember shit, again. Man, I really hope I enjoy the show’s next season. Like, I really hope. ‘Cause, while I hated the second season, I loved the first so much.

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Spider-Nads? Bro, you even trying? (No, I’m not.) That said, I’m gladdened in said spider-nads (gladdening nads often exhibit signs of flush skin, tingling, and engorgement) at the news that the Homecoming writers will be returning for the sequel.

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We are getting a fucking No More Heroes title on Switch? This console, man.

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A fucking Hungarian film magazine’s cover, of all sources, has provided us Star Wars filth-stains with more The Last Jedi wanking material. Broken Dude looking Dark Side as Fuck (again), though really just looking like Broken Dude.

After the jump for the official cover.

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Actually, we all know what “super dark” means in the DCU, don’t we? Grimdark angsty bullshit. Who knows. Maybe this movie will rule. It’s sunny out, I’m four Diet Dews deep, and my usual disdain for the DCU is simmering below the surface. It exists, but it can’t punch through.

This movie is going to suck.

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Here’s a little teaser trailer for David Fincher’s Netflix series, Mindhunter. I’ve been sweating the series for a minute at this point, and the snippet does nothing but stoke the flames of, uh, my sweating? Or some shit? Fuck you just watch it.

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Why the fuck not, right? Burger King has launched a cryptocurrency in Russia, the WhopperCoin. Can’t make this shit up. Some straight-up Snow Crash shit. The future is wild.

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Come one, come all, to Monday Morning Commute. Yeah. Yeah! Fucking Yeah!, I’m late. Again. But, like, hey man. I don’t know, I got nothing. General tardiness. Spent yesterday trying to cobble together peer mentors for my Fall semester classes, while admittedly spending most of it playing Uncharted: The Lost Legacy, and watching Monday Night Raw. I’m Trash It’s okay. I’m Trash! It’s okay. I’m Trash!. It’s okay.

Come with me, friends. We can be Trash together.

Even though I’m tardy, even though I’m on vacation before the Fall Semester Gauntlet begins, I got a good amount of shit I’m up to this week. I got a good amount of shit I’m enjoying this week. I got a good amount of fucking shit I’m looking forward to this week.

I shall elaborate on all three of those categories after the beep, the robot vomits into the digi-textual microphone to check for efficacy, and the buzzer sounds.

Then I hope you shall elaborate on your own happenings in the comments section.

This is Monday Morning Commute.

*beep*

*bzzt, vomit, vomit, one-two-one-two, bzzt*

*buzzer sounds*

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In case you didn’t you, you ding-dong, Misty Knight has a bionic arm in the Marvel Comics Universe. So since her arrival in Luke Cage, folks have been wondering when she’ll be getting one in the MarvelNetflixverse. We got the answer! Luke Cage‘s second season.

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Marvel dropped the title sequence for The Punisher today, and the timing makes perfect sense. Pop culture slobs like myself are gasping, choking on an existence after Game of Thrones that isn’t filled with sensational distraction. Why, anything, give us anything, to titillate! What can we fill that entertainment-chasm in our psyches with, until the Thrones returns? Why! Perchance! The Punisher.

Check it out after the jump, because as usual, Marvel is trash and posted this on Twitter.

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