Weekend Open Bar: Lake of Fire
We are literally awash in Biblical Ass Shit these days, folks. Official term for the fires gnashing their away across Western portion of the Empire, and the Hurricanes engulfing the Eastern portion. The Earth’s melting, the boot of the Empire is stomping, and the Universe itself is dying. Thus, while there are bigger things to worry about than being late opening the Weekend Bar, I still feel bad. For if we can’t dance together as the Palaces burn, what can we do?
So, let’s hang out! Indulge in the chemicals and calories of your choice, pull up a chair, and shoot the shit with me.
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‘Thor: Ragnarok’ TV Spot: Meet The Revengers
Not watching this spot. I’m tagging out, stoked enough, want to see as little as possible of the movie prior to my viewing. However, I do know that Thor refers to his team as the “Revengers” and I’m in love.
Rumor: Hawkeye assumes the identity of Ronin in ‘Avengers 4’
Here’s a meaty morsel of Avengers 4 rumor to ruminate over, friends. If the EchoChamber is to be believed, Hawkeye will be adopting none other than his alternate identity of Ronin in the movie. I’m using this news to fuel my own baseless speculation that Avengers 4 is going to take place in a post-apocalyptic universe where Thanos won.
‘X-Force’ movie to be written and directed by Drew Goddard. This is so damn good.
Drew Goddard got chops, dude. You can taste his chops in Cabin in The Woods, Daredevil (the show), The Martian, among others. Soon, though. Soon you’ll be able to taste his, uh, X-chops. Dude has signed on to write and direct the X-Force movie, which will star Deadpool and Cable.
‘L.A. Noire’ remaster dropping on PS4, XB1, and Switch. Yeah great, where is my ‘Red Dead’ remaster already?
Listen. I’ll admit that I fucked up when I didn’t play Red Dead Redemption when it first dropped. So now that I want to play it, the graphics look dated, and that’s on me. But if Rockstar is out here fucking remastering L.A. Noire starring the herb from Mad Men or whatever, they should be fucking remastering Red Dead, as well.
The ‘It’ sequel is officially greenlit, which makes sense ’cause everyone I know is seeing this movie
It hasn’t even dropped yet, but its sequel is officially happening. However, this doesn’t really surprise me. The motherfucker has been tracking for a solid release since August, and roughly 75% of the people I am friends with are fervently fucking hyped for the movie.
‘Star Wars’ trading card provides best look at Supreme Leader Snoke’s ground beef-lookin’ assface
Want a look at Supreme Leader Snoke’s ground beef lookin’ assface, prior to The Last Jedi? OL and them Topps trading cards got you covered.
Hit the jump!
Marvel and ‘Star Wars’ movies *will* be exclusive to Disney’s new streaming service
Remember when Disney announced they were starting a streaming service? And when they said they were taking their Marvel and Star Wars flicks and going home? But then Netflix was like woah woah, we’re going to negotiate and try and keep them? Well, Netflix ain’t keeping them. They’re going to be exclusive to the House of Mouse’s streaming service.
HBO’s ‘Veep’ will end after its upcoming seventh season. Insert profanity here!
Veep is fantastic. It has been fantastic for a long time, and has definitely been fantastic for far longer than any right it had to be. So while I’m bummed the show is ending after its next season, I’m excited to see what the creative team can do when they’re faced with the freedom of a series ending.
