Jake Gyllenhaal joins ‘Spider-Man: Homecoming’ sequel as Mysterio
Well, Jake Gyllenhaal has finally joined the Comic Book Movie game. Not to play Batman, as was rumored last year. Nope, unfortunately. Instead, the dude is going to be playing Mysterio in the Spider-Man: Homecoming sequel.
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Weekend Open Bar: If This Isn’t Nice, What Is?
Hello, friends! It’s The Weekend Open Bar! Come hang out!
I’m feeling good over here. The weather has finally turned here on the Eastern seaboard of the Empire. My semester has finally ended. And, I’ve gotten consecutive nights of good sleep. All of this is to say is that I’m actually sticking my head out of the Depressive Cocoon I build around myself ever so often, and smiling!
By god, smiling.
Netflix and ‘Lumberjanes’ creator teaming up for ‘She-Ra’ reboot for the honor of Grayskull!
I never really fucked with She-Ra back in the day. But, I never really fucked with Voltron prior to its Netflix reboot. So, I’m going to get stoked that none other than the Lumberjanes writer resurrecting the property for the streaming service.
‘Call of Duty: Black Ops 4’ got no single-player campaign, but it got a fucking Battle Royale mode, baby!
Welcome to 2018, motherfuckers! A time in gaming which can be described in one phrase: FUCKING BATTLE ROYALE MODES, BABY! Single-player? Nah! Despite, you know, God of War, The Witcher, Horizon: Zero Dawn, and Breath of the Wild all proving people fucking want them! Cause, they want FUCKING BATTLE ROYALE MODES EVEN MORE, BABY!
‘No Man’s Sky’ is getting multiplayer this July and you gotta respect Hello Games’ hustle
After No Man’s Sky dropped and was an abject fucking disappointment for most, it seemed sensible to not have high hopes for it. However, man, I respect Hello Games and Sean Murphy for patching this game into something if not as special as promised, at least very enjoyable.
I never played it in its initial iteration, but I become more and more tempted as time passes.
OmegaPlays: Sonic Mania #1 – Steven Seagal’s Arms Are Too Heavy
First off, fuck me, I don’t know why the quality of the video here is so low. But, you’re not here for video quality! You’re here for the shitty banter between Bateman and me! In fact, you’re probably not here at all!
‘John Wick 3’ is officially dropping one year from today. Can’t fucking wait, can’t wait at all
The final installment of the greatest trilogy in American Cinematic History is dropping in exactly one year. So fucking close, so fucking far away. Check out the announcement teaser after the jump!
‘Mission: Impossible – Fallout’ Trailer: Henry Cavill Is A Wonderful Mustachioed Hammer
I need this fucking movie, my dudes. The M:I movies are fucking fun, and plus I just want to swoon watching Henry Cavill kick ass and rock a mustache for two hours.
Lando Calrissian could get his own ‘Star Wars’ spin-off movie some day, says Kathleen Kennedy
Kathleen Kennedy, Chief Czar of Lucasfilm, has come out and said that Lando may one day get his own Star Wars spin-off flick. As contradictory as it is for me to champion this idea, fuck it, I’m going to! I know, I know. Typically I bemoan the franchise for not striking out into new territory. But! It’s Lando! It’s Donald Glover!
