Multiplayer Mass Effect 3 To Be Revealed Tomorrow Night At Spike VGA.

A good friend of mine has pointed me towards two stories this week. First the Arkham City reveal, and now this one. Kudos, cheers, and may someone kindly rub your genitals. Remember the BioWare teaser we were all speculating about? First it was reported that it was an off-shoot Mass Effect game. Now it’s been “confirmed” by nebulous dark sources that it’s actually Mass Effect 3 with multiplayer.
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So just what exactly has BioWare been teasing to reveal at the Spike TV VGAs for the last couple of weeks? Would you believe it is, after all, Mass Effect 3? Joystiq reports that a “trusted source” has informed them the mystery game, first teased with the single image above, will indeed be the final chapter in the Mass Effect trilogy.
What’s more, this source says Mass Effect 3 will feature some kind of multiplayer mode, a first for the series. What this source couldn’t confirm, though, is whether the VGA reveal will highlight the multiplayer or not.
Thoughts? Reactions? I couldn’t give less of a shit about a multiplayer aspect for the Mass Effect franchise. Completely understand why it makes sense from a business standpoint. But still, don’t give a shit. Hit the comments box with your take.
Views From The Space-Ship: Sunrises, Bloodshed, and Quality Hugs.
Views From The Space-Ship, aka Desktop Tuesdays, aka Desktop Thursdays is a (theoretically) weekly column where I show you my worlds. Share your own in the comments section!
My computer background this week is by my good friend Brian Galiano. The man himself is illustrating every chapter of DEFEAT, the novel that my younger brother is currently posting. The two of them are doing a bang-up job, and if you haven’t started reading DEFEAT, I implore you.
Galiano is, like many people, a lad without an appropriate amount of self-esteem. Some people have too much, some people have too little. My friend has too little. It’s good to see him expressing his creative talents every week, and it’s even greater to see how every illustration is trouncing the previous.
I’ll level with you- I almost forgot about this post. I was going about my nightly business, when I recalled I still owed it to the site. By nightly business, I mean eating a handful of Chez-Its, sending their crumbs everywhere as I walk through the house. Planning a shower. Sitting down with some funny books. But here I am.
You caught me.
I decided just to capture my desktop as it stood when I realized I had completely forgotten you. Well, here it is. I hope your evening is going well enough, and the cosmos is favoring you to your liking.
More Uncharted 3 Screens To Lose Your Cool To

Want more official Uncharted 3 screens? Including placeholder box art? Of course you do. Hit the jump, and indulge. You’re welcome.
Thor Movie Poster Revealed; It Will Get You Mid-hard. Get It?
If the Thor movie is anything like this poster for it, we’re in good shape. Sometimes when browsing through the promotional material, Thor looks so fucking awesome and his outfit gets me fucking jacked. And then sometimes it looks plastic-y and something you buy at the Big Party.
They crank it out of the park for this poster. Sure it’s photoshopped to hell and everything, et cetera. It’s still swank.
Hit the jump for the full beast.
Seth Rogen, Elijah Wood, and Danny McBride Are the Beastie Boys

Kick it! The 2011 Sundance Film Festival kicks off on January 20th and one short film is already being called a “must-see.” Directed by Adam Yauch (MCA) of the Beastie Boys, Fight For Your Right Revisited is a look at the making of the classic video. That in itself would be awesome, but what’s really creating buzz for the short is the cast. Seth Rogen as Mike D, Elijah Wood as Ad-Rock, and Danny McBride as MCA. That’s them from left to right in the photo. John C. Reilly, Jack Black, and Will Ferrell also star, probably as party goers. Hell yes.
The short promises to look at what happens when “the party’s over.” That’s all the information Yauch has revealed so far, but the cast list alone is enough to get pumped about. I’m most excited about seeing Frodo in the mix. Seeing how he plays off of McBride and Reilly is going to be a treat. (via MovieFone)
Kinect Used To Control Self-Aware Flying Machine! [Video.]

Goddammit! Haven’t we learned anything. I was pretty sure that all this fucking around we’re doing with the Kinect is going to bring about the robot apocalypse. And now I’m getting more sure. The mad scientists over at the Hybrid Systems Lab at UC Berkeley have used the Kinect to construct an autonomous flying machine.
Kotaku:
Instead of being hooked up to an Xbox 360 to play games, Kinect is sending visual data to a Linux box onboard the mini-copter, letting the quadrotor fly autonomously, detect its own altitude and avoid obstacles. A back-up motion capture device provides other data–lateral and yaw–and provides a safety back up for altitude detection, should Kinect fail at some point.
It seems cool now, but when they’re used to fly over cities and drop nuclear caches, we’re going to be seriously displeased with these guys.
Hit the jump for the video of it flying. It’s amazing. And terrifying.
Spider-Man Set Photos Feature Gwen Stacy Looking Dour As Hell

Someone is going to a funeral! As Spider-Man begins shooting this week, the first set photos have dropped. Just what the fuck is going on here? Slashfilm speculates that Gwen is attending (spoilers, fools) the funeral of her father. Apparently Father Stacy passes away in the comic books and implores Spidey to watch over Gwen. Guess he’s going to be pretty upset that its his webbing that snaps her damn neck in the funnies.
But also, why not Uncle Ben’s funeral? Who knows.
Hit the jump for the pictures.
Want Crappy X-Men: First Class Set Photos Featuring Your Favorite X-Vehicle?

Hey! Is X-Men: First Class flying under your radar? Yeah, me too. I don’t think there’s going to be a middle ground with the flick. I appreciate the 1960’s vibe they’re taking, as well as the unique cast of characters. No Scott Summers? Ballsy. That said, the whole thing could backfire in an avalanche of suck.
Today some set photos dropped, featuring some impressive destruction and the inclusion of your favorite X-Vehicle.
Hit the jump for the crappy (in quality) pics. Yeah, I’m selling them hard.
The Human Santapede? Deck The Halls With A2M Horror.

Merry Christmas!
Gavon Laessig brings my attention to clearly the best Christmas tree ornament. Ever. I can’t wait to construct my own and use it for the years that follow. It’ll make a nice festive holiday jumping off point for me to explain to Lil Caffeine Powered about how the internet broke us and now we’re all using tasers and nipple clamps to get off.
New Resistance 3 Screens Dropped On Facebook; Zuckerberg O-Face!

With all the news coming out today about Uncharted 3, it makes sense that Sony’s other top (previously) exclusive developer would drop some noise of their own on our asses. Insomniac Games released even more Resistance 3 screens. On Facebook. Well then, that’s a unique way to do it. Mark Zuckerberg just orgasmed at that use of his leviathan, while continuing to stare in that eerie ass way that he does.
Hit the jump for the new pictures.





