Chandra observatory detects mass coronal ejection from another star. Just spewing its fucking space guts!

The Chandra observatory has picked up another star just absolutely spewing its space guts. Yup, it detected a coronal mass ejection from a star other than our own.
Microsoft is making Xbox body wash so you can smell like Mountain Dew and some other obvious joke!

In case you need confirmation today that we are living in Hell, here you go. Xbox body wash.
‘Deadly Class’ has been canceled. You all suck deadly ass for not watching it!

Why, oh dear why, was Deadly Class canceled? I mean, I know why: ratings. But, fuck! Come on! It was fun as hell. Here’s hoping it is snagged by a streaming service or some shit.
So, uh. Young blood transfusions do seem to fight aging. Medical vampirism is real, this world is strange.

So, remember those odd conspiracies about the Old Ass Illuminati of our cultures getting blood transfusions to live forever? Using the blood of young humans? Well, I don’t know if that shit was true, but get this shit. Young blood does seem to fight aging.
‘Watch Dogs Legion’ is next installment of the franchise. Takes place in London and you can control *any* NPC. Fucking wild, no?

I’ve been sweating the sequel to Watch Dogs 2 for a long, long time. I sort of suspected it would happen, but a leak as confirmed the title. It’s Watch Dogs Legion, and it’ll be set in Post-Brexit London. An even more interesting feature of the title? You’ll be able to control any fucking NPC.
Google is revealing its Stadia plans on June 6, including price and launch details. Game streaming wars++, dudes

Google is going to be dropping a fucking panoply of Stadia details this week, my friends. Including launch details and pricing. Folks, shit’s getting interesting now.
‘Suicide Squad 2’ wants Benicio del Toro for its villain. Fucking dope, but please don’t waste him!

James Gunn and his Suicide Squad are eyeballing Benicio del Toro for its villain. The news? Dope. The trepidation? That the actor will be squandered yet again in a big budget movie, ala Guardians of the Galaxy and The Last Jedi.
Report: Keanu Reeves is wanted for Marvel’s ‘The Eternals’ movie. Get this fucking done!

Marvel wants Keanu Reeves for The Eternals. Granted, it’s only a rumor. But, it’s a rumor put forth by the same website that first accurately reported The Eternals was happening. Man, I fucking need this.
‘GLOW’ season 3 is headbutting the dog days of summer on August 9! Oh yeah, brother!

We finally, finally got a release date for the third season of GLOW. Shit’s elbow dropping on August 9, and I’m eager to get back into the ring with the show. Okay, I’m done now.




