High-Res Photo Of The Moon Is Swank; Where’s The Face?!
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There’s the face of the moon in all its high-res glory. This picture was taken by the Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter’s Wide-Angle Camera’s and is the mosaic culmination of over 1,300 fucking pictures. If that isn’t technological welcome to the future bonery, I don’t know what is.
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D.J. Caruso Confirms In A Tweet That He’s Directing ‘Preacher’
It was rumored, now it’s confirmed. D.J. Caruso is going to direct Preacher. The magical blathering mind behind Disturbia and Eagle Eye is now going to handle one of my top ten favorite comic book series of all time. Well fuck. First Baz Luhrmann does the inexplicable in announcing that he’s taking Gatsby to the world of Goofy Glasses and Gimmicky Bullshit. Now this.
Caruso announced it in a tweet today.
Tom Hardy Talks About Playing Bane In ‘The Dark Knight Rises’
When it was announced that Tom Hardy was going to be in The Dark Knight Rises, I was fucking pumped. Dude has crazy acting chops, and he’s studly like woah. When it was announced that he was playing Bane, I was like, okay cool. There’s no consternation emanating from me regarding any choice that Nolan has for his final Batman. No sir. He’s earned the pass. Others wondered how he’d incorporate a muscle-bound 1990’s reject character into his mythos. They worried. They fretted.
I didn’t, I knew it would be his own unique spin on it. Tom Hardy confirmed such a sentiment today during an interview.
Kevin Costner To Be In Zack Snyder’s Superman? Let’s Do This!
UPDATE: Slashfilm posted the following:
Latino Review reports that Kevin Costner would play Jonathan ‘Pa’ Kent. That was one of the few roles for which Kevin Costner seemed like a logical choice. Seeing him play a villain could have been a lot of fun, but Pa Kent will play solidly to his strengths and image.
Well, guess we know who he’ll play.
Original article follows.
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Faster than a speeding douchebag, I’ve become a bit intrigued in Frat Boy Rock’s Superman. Word out of the Hollywood Hype Machine is that Kevin Costner of all people is up for a role in Zack Snyder’s Superman reboot. If Snyder is just going to go bananas with this movie, then I can get behind it. He wanted Lohan in the flick, and now he wants Costner.
Video Game That’s Controlled By French Kissing? Rock.
The world continues to astound. We are now privy to a planet that has a video game that is controlled by french kissing.
Kotaku:
Hye Yeon Nam has found a way for people to control a bowling video game by French kissing. Kissing and playing video games were just never fun enough on their own, now were they?
Even watching a video of the Kiss Controller in spit-swapping action doesn’t quite make it clear how putting your tongue in the mouth of someone you like can make you a better video game bowler. Thankfully, on her site, artist Hye Yeon Nam explains how things work:
“One person has a magnet on his/her tongue and the other person wears the headset. While they kiss, the person who has the magnet on his/her tongue, controls the direction and speed of the bowling ball for 20 seconds. The goals of this game are to guide the ball so that it maintains an average position in the center of the alley and to increase the speed of the ball by moving the tongue faster while kissing.”
Let us never say that impracticality stopped us from inventing things.
Hit the jump for this Ninth Wonder in motion.
Mass Effect 2 ‘Arrival’ DLC Is Coming Soon! Praise Odin’s Gaping Eye Socket.
Mass Effect 2 was recently patched for the PlayStation 3, and said patch may have tipped BioWare’s upcoming DLC hand. Fuck yes! Want to know more? Hit the jump where the trophy descriptions have some mild spoilers. I’m spanking.
‘DEAD SPACE 2’ HOODIE is a gorgeous Clarke homage.
One of my favorite parts of the Dead Space series is upgrading my suits. There’s something about the clinking and clacking of armor coming together that milks the techno-g spot. Every time that gorgeous salt and pepper bastard Clarke gets an upgrade, I get a little dribbly
Artist machine56 understands this, and designed a hoodie based around Clarke’s advanced suit. Now it isn’t real yet, but Jesus Fucking Christ I would pay good money to garb myself in it.
Hit the jump for the pure swank.
“Black Widow Gone Wild” Is Stop Motion Violent Sexiness.
Patrick Boivin, the same dude behind Iron Baby and AT-AT Afternoon has returned to the interwebs with more geek porn. This time it’s Black Widow Gone Wild, which features the Widow tooling on a variety of pathetic dummies, from Rocky to Michael Jackson to Batman. Doing it all while looking sexy as hell in her Johansson likeness, clad in leather.
Hit the jump for the video.
The Full Milky Way Over Switzerland Is Space Erotica.
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Good lord is this ever the shining paradigmatic example of space porn. That is the Milky Way galaxy and much, much more shining across the night sky in Switzerland.
What’s visible in the night sky during this time of year? To help illustrate the answer, a beautiful land, cloud, and skyscape was captured earlier this month over Neuchâtel, Switzerland. Visible in the foreground were the snow covered cliffs of the amphitheater shaped Creux du Van, as well as distant trees, and town-lit clouds. Visible in the night sky (at midnight) were galaxies including the long arch of the central band of our Milky Way Galaxy, the Andromeda galaxy (M31), and the Triangulum galaxy (M33). Star clusters visible included NGC 752, M34, M35, M41, the double cluster, and the Beehive (M44). Nebulas visible included the Orion Nebula (M42), NGC 7822, IC 1396, the Rosette Nebula, the Flaming Star Nebula, the California Nebula, the Heart and Soul Nebulas, and the Pacman Nebula.
I need to be wherever this picture can be taken. Almost too gorgeous to fathom as real.
Monday Morning Commute: Hairy Palms, Ruined Shirts.
And then there was one! What’s up, interfelons. How the fuck are you doing? Caffeine Powered here. Ridin’ solo on the fucking Mothership. Holding down the Monday Morning Commuting and everything. Rendar, that pig fucking anarchist is currently on the left coast. Motherfucker is in San Diego, living life. Do you think he wrote MMC before heading off? Hell no! He was intending to ghost ride this son of a bitch into the ocean! Well, I grabbed the fucking wheel. Not that I wouldn’t have done the same.
[edit: rendar actually texted me this morning about writing it, proving that he is infinitely more responsible than me.]
So here I am filling in.
I used to run this fuggin’ column. Then the grand irony hit; when I finally had real life adult bullshit to do, I couldn’t write about my means for escaping it. No escape!
Monday Fucking Morning Commute.
The thread where we discuss what various arts, items, pornographic fetishes we’re digging this week.
Fuck you, let’s dance.
