Theaters Ripping Off Audiences With Dark Projection. Lazy Turds.
I read about this a couple of days ago, and in a haze of comic books, caffeine, and probably massive amounts of post-semester masturbation, forgot to pass it along to you. Apparently lazy fuckturds at movie theaters are skipping going the extra mile and the result is a fuckload of theaters with unnecessary dark projection.
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‘BIOSHOCK INFINITE’ propaganda posters are RETRO ART PORN.
BioShock Infinite is so fucking far away that it makes my balls hurt. Ken Levine and Irrational Games know that, and they’ve released a ridiculously gorgeous set of propaganda posters from the BioShock Infinite world to taunt my testicles (and perhaps your testicles and/or clitoris). It hurts. Hurts so good.
Hit the jump to check them out.
Chewbacca and Ewok Rock Out To Guns N’ Roses. Fecaltainment ++
A good friend and Omegalyte with the nom de existence Charlie passed this video to me. It’s none other than Chewbacca and an Ewok rocking the fuck out to Welcome to the Jungle by GnR at Star Wars Disney Wowiekazowie Day or whatever. More proof that as our culture implodes in on itself, we’re all in for a fucking treat.
Hit the jump for the video.
Two White Dwarf Stars Have Been Brawling For Millions of Years. Millions.
Bloods and Crips. Pepsi and Coke. Apple and Microsoft. None of these motherfucking feuds have anything on two white dwarf stars that have been destroying one another for fucking millions of years.
Edward James Olmos Cast In “Dexter’, Frak Yeah!
I miss Eddie James Olmos and his utter and unrepentanting ownage as motherfuckin’ Billy Adama, savior of the human race. Oh Battlestar, how I weep for you when no one is looking. Good news!, for my pathetic ass. Motherfucking Edward James Olmos is joining a pretty outrageous cast for the next season of Dexter.
Asperger’s Expert Says L.A. Noire Could Be A Teaching Tool?
I need to note that I don’t know very much about Asperger’s outside of the general debris that washes up on our collective pop consciousness. So I’m far from being even adequate in discussing it. However, I have to admit that an Asperger’s expert coming out and discussing L.A. Noire as a teaching tool for those with Asperger’s is very interesting to me.
The Grillenium Falcon Is The Coup de Grâce Of Food Trucks.
Best goddamn grilled cheese in all the known systems.
‘Duke Nukem Forever’ Has Gone Gold. Truly Tis End Times.
If you want signs that it truly is the End of Days, the Rapture, look no further. Duke Nukem Forever has gone fucking gold. Finally. After a decade-plus of development, the son of a bitch is finally coming to shelves.
Area 51: Not Aliens, Just Super Spyplane Experiments.
National Geographic is trying to blow the asshole open on Area 51 by big pimpin’ some declassified documents, as well as some sexy pictures of the A-12 spyplane. Pretty righteous, but you can’t trick me.
Variant Covers: Xombis Ate My Neighbors!
Ride me with! We have ourselves a rootin’ tootin’ motherfucking pull list to spit about. This is Variant Covers, the weekly column where us of the nerd predilection spout off the comic books we’re snagging tomorrow.
After a hiatus last week in which I graded final exams, wrote my own bullshit papers, and generally wept at the Sky Gods for forging such an unfavorable existence, I’m stoked to be back. There is a good goddamn backlog of comics I haven’t gotten to, and I’m using the semester break to tear gleefully into the ass of my Stack’o’Funnies. I’m coming for you, Detective Comics, Cowboy Ninja Viking Vol. 2, Black Hole, and hopefully others.
But this week, let’s gab about this week.
