Buy Groceries In A South Korean Subway Using Augmented Reality. Future Rules.

Welcome the future, where everything is amazing and glimmers. Save for when it’s rotting in glorious dystopian fashion. Anyways. Busy? Need to snag some groceries? Now using the power of augmented reality, South Koreans can get their shopping done. In the subway.

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Hi-Res Images of Bilbo and Gandalf From ‘The Hobbit’ A Go-Go!

Here, have some more hi-res images of Bilbo and Gandalf from ‘The Hobbit’. Goddamn, does Ian McKellen still look perfect. Eternal, McKellen the grey!

Hit the jump for the images.

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DEFEAT. 040 – Hours Before a Public Suicide

[DEFEAT. is a   science fiction/coming-of-death/war epic novella, released in weekly episodes. at this point, you’ve either read every installment (unlikely) or you’re waiting for the movie (also unlikely). if nothing else, follow the link and check out Brian Galiano’s amazing art. blahblahblah!]

“Margie, wake up!”

The rotund younger sister ignored the request, turning over and darting her head under a pillow. She saw that the sun was far from rising and knew the schoolbell wouldn’t be ringing for hours. Her older sister probably just wanted to get something off her chest.

“C’mon, I want to talk to you.” This time, Vanessa coupled her appeal with a gentle swinging of a pillow. She had succeeded.

“Great, now you’ve done it! I’m officially awake!” Margie feigned supreme aggravation, shaking a fist in her older sister’s face and putting on her best scowl. But her natural joviality didn’t allow for such impressions to persist and she ended up chuckling, amused by her own antics.

“Seriously though,” Margie began after looking at the clock, “it’s just after three in the morning — what do you want?”

Vanessa plopped onto the bed. “I’m in love.”

“Oh, spare me!”

“I am.

“With that Daryl boy?”

“He’s no boy.”

Margie halted her intended conversation. “Wait — what does that mean?”

The elder, more beautiful sister did her best to prevent the blood from flowing into her face. She failed. Blushing, she offered her explanation, “Well let’s just say he’s no boy and I’m no longer just a girl with monthly Womanly Responsibilities. I’m a full-fledged woman.”

Margie’s jaw nearly hit her potbelly. She couldn’t believe what she was hearing. “I can’t believe what I’m hearing. You…you let that dude bone you?”

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‘The Dark Knight Rises’ Teaser Trailer Leaked. Here It Is. Have No Willpower.

I have to appreciate the community of friends and readers I have for pushing me towards this leak of the trailer for The Dark Knight Rises. There was more than one of you, and you’re all beautiful babies.

Hit the jump for the trailer.

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Variant Covers: I Love It When You Deathstroke Me!

Sometimes I use comic books as a means to escape the drudgery of the daily routine. Tomorrow I’m going to be using them to escape the Furnace of Doom that is eating up the Eastern seaboard. The various nooks and crannies of my body are pooling sweat. My body smells like a refuge for swamp animals.

My air conditioner hates me.

It’s time to escape.

Variant Covers: The comic books I’m interested in this week. I’ll show you my pull-list, you show me yours. Behind the fence, where our parents can’t see.

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Kathie Lee Gifford Says Adult Gamers Are ‘Weird’. She Is A Bastion of Dumb.

It’s also a reverse compliment that Kathie Lee Gifford thinks that adults who play video games are weird. To associate with her empty husk, her pithy ramblings, and the mind-numbing brain rot for housewives that is her television show is a fate worse than death. The Dark Mark or some shit.

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Hubble Celebrates Neptune’s First Birthday.

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We’re all celebrating Neptune’s first birthday here on Earth. You know, since we discovered it. We have that habit, us humans. Deciding that when we find something that’s existed that it’s some sort of achievement. Anyways, to celebrate Neptune’s first birf-day, Hubble dropped some pictures to celebrate.

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ModernWarfare3.com Redirects To Official Battlefield 3 Website. Amazing.

Activision and EA are going at one another big this winter. Battlefield 3 is getting released around the same time as Modern Warfare 3, in a direct challenge of CoD’s sales dominance. Some interesting side-battle cropped up this week. You see, ModernWarfare3.com now redirects the surfer to the official Battlefield 3 website.

Corporate slap fight!

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Watch Kids Command A ‘Star Wars’ Battle On Giant Touch Screen. Dorkgasm.

For two years,  Arthur Nishimoto has been working on an enormous video game project. The project dreamed up by the  University of Illinois at Chicago graduate student is a game that looks a lot like controlling the glorious destruction of a Battlestar or Star Wars battle on a friggin’ enormous multi-touch surface. So swoon.

It’s goddamn gorgeous.

Hit the jump to check it out.

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‘The Dark Knight Rises’ Teaser Poster Is Here. Oh Yes.

Last night I made the mistake of rolling into bed around 10:30. I don’t know when I became such an old bastard, but I need my sleep. When I awoke today and browsed the interwebz in traffic, I discovered to my horror that whilst I slept there was an official teaser poster for The Dark Knight Rises released.

You’ve already seen it a thousand times, but here it is anyways.

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