Dude Busted For Doing Fission Experiments. At Home.

I always jokingly remark that I’m a scientist. This is usually what I say when I push something, it buzzes loudly, and then I push it again. Or I want to drop an apple off the floor. Or something. Compared to this gentleman, I am nothing. This good man was doing fission experiments. At home. God love him.
Rumor: Next WoW Expansion Has Been Named. I Am Oddly..Unpsyched.

The next World of Warcraft expansion has apparently been named. In late July, they registered a trademark for what many are assuming is the next expansion, and I wish I could bring myself to be a bit excited.
Official: Picture of Henry Cavill As Superman. Lookin’ Mean.

Forget those pictures of Henry Cavill rockin’ out as Kent (or not according to one poster), WB’s dropped an official picture of Cavill from Man of Steel.
Scientists Find 96 New Star Clusters In The Milky Way! Rock.
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Stars form in big ass groups known as open clusters. People smarter than me have tabulated that there should be about 30,000 of these sons a bitches lurking out in the Milky Way. Limited as we are, we haven’t found nearly that many.
Recently however, we found 96 more. Stick with it, boyos!
[Video] Mayor of Vilnius, Lithuania Destroys Illegally Parked Cars With Tank. Yes.

The mayor of Vilnius, Lithuania serves up ownage sandwiches to illegally parked cars. Dude blows through them in a fucking tank, crushing them and leaving them for death. Outstanding.
Hit the jump for the video.
Here’s A Couple of Pics Of Henry Cavill As Clark Kent.

How do I justify not wanting to judge Bane’s outfit from out-of-context shots, and simultaneously saying I enjoy these pictures of Henry Cavill lookin’ like Clark Kent? I’m not sure.
Variant Covers: SHIELD Rob Liefield From The Punisher!
This is a big old piggy of a week here in Variant Covers. The comic books column that serves as a soap-box for spouting off on what me and you are interested in the world of funny books this week. There’s a good amount of sequential art tickling the old taint this week, so let’s have at it.
Don’t forget to show me yours.
Laurence Fishburne Is Perry White in Snyder’s ‘Man of Steel’. Amazing Cast Continues.

Zack Snyder continues assembling a motherfuckin’ beast of a cast for his Superman reboot. The latest entrance into the fray is Laurence Fishburne who will be playing the Man in Command at the Daily Planet.
‘Total Recall’ Remake Will Feature Three-Breasted Woman. Childhood, Rejoice!

I shouldn’t have seen Total Recall when I did. Way too young. Warped my brain. One thing I’ll never ever forget, and I don’t think I’m alone in this, is the chick with three tits. Listen, I couldn’t barely contain myself seeing tits at my age. I must have been under 10. But three tits? Holy Jesus. Say what you want about the Total Recall remake, at least its doing this right.
Teaser Trailer For The First Marvel Short Film, ‘The Consultant’ Hast Dropped.

Marvel has released a trailer for their first ‘One Shot’ that is being packaged in with the DVD release of Thor. It’s called ‘The Consultant’ and it features Clark Gregg once again as Agent Coulson. If the teaser is anything to be judged by, I’m going to go ahead and predict it fucking sucks.
Hit the jump for the teaser.





