Here’s the thing. I’ve been telling myself that I’m trying to keep the Dark Knight Rises as fresh as possible for when I go into the theater. It is almost impossible. Certain news sites just up and throw spoilers everywhere in their headlines. I’m trying to not do the same, not be as specific. So if you want to see what may be  a new vehicle of the Bat from The Dark Knight Rises, hit the jump.

If not, god love you.

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I wasn’t certain how I felt about the possibility of a new Terminator sequel until now. I had hemmed and hawed. Equivocated. Now I know. For when I saw news that Justin Lin met with Arnold and James Cameron regarding a new Terminator flick I was all fuck yeah!

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Meet the Exige 270E. This futuristic son of a bitch is a car designed to run off of some of the more refined deliciosities in the universe. A car that can be fueled with chocolate, cheese, and win. This car is single-handedly looking to put France into a famine only the Bible could describe.

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For years I’ve been gathering friends on Facebook. People I barely know. Click Friend Request. Click. Click. All part of a master scheme of sending a fair amount of strangers pictures of testicles dressed up as Super Mario from random email addresses. The only sticking point is how to collate all of these email addresses. Facebook has given me a new tool of destruction, the ability to download all of my friends’ contact data. If they opt-in. Opt-in. Please.

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I’m excited for the new Conan the Barbarian movie. It was genetically designed to appeal to meat-head-dork metal-fiends like myself. Blood!, axes!, boobies! This fan made trailer takes actual footage from the movie and present itself in a manner that makes it undeniable to me. If this was released as an official red band trailer it’d be the best piece of marketing for the film yet.

Hit the jump to check it out.

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The invisibility cloak is one of those things that probably should never come into being. Unlike that Potter kid, I don’t think we’re going to use it to stomp around a musty-ass old school. No sir. No ma’am. More likely people like Solid Snake are going to use it to sneak into the bedrooms of important people and put a snap into their neck. And then stare at the deceaseds’ wives and husbands as they shower. Unknowingly.

This deadly apparatus for booby-staring and neck-snapping is getting closer. Closer I say.

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Marko Manev brings the world a delicious selection of minimalist Marvel posters. Has minimalism jumped the shark yet? I know I can’t get enough of it, but it has to be approaching critical mass. What’s the inversion? Excessivism? I’m eagerly awaiting that turn as well.

Anyways, hit the jump to check out Manev’s posters.

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This sounds about right for a human interest story. Just recently an isolated Amazon tribe was captured on film. Now it’s thought that drug traffickers have ransacked their entire village. Sounds like every story about a yokel finding a rare creature and then blowing its brains out before scientists could get to it.

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It’s official. All those ‘4’ teasers that have been released this week have been building up to the announcement of Fantastic Four #600. This is the endgame that we all thought they were playing towards. It’s going to be a  quadruple-sized issue, but the contents of the story is up for guessing.

Hit the jump to see the full teaser and to drop your thoughts.

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Because I’m a hippy liberal who watches Bill Maher while kissing my transgender significant other and eating organic cashews, I already saw this last Friday. If you’re a more balanced person and you don’t watch the show, you still need to see this rant of Neil deGrasse Tyson. Provided you love space and our continually diminishing focus on it saddens you.

It’s an epic rant.

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