Human Skin Spliced With Spidergoat-silk Is Almost Bulletproof. Almost.
Jalila Essaïdi is a bioartist with a pretty righteous goal. Essaïdi attempted to create bulletproof flesh. It didn’t work. But it almost did. We’re getting closer to the future I ask for!
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New ‘Star Trek’ TV Show Being Pitched By David Foster. Cool?
I hadn’t heard of David Foster until today, and even after glancing at his bio I’m still well familiar with him. Other than he is the guy who thinks he has what it takes to bring Star Trek back to the television screen.
NASA Discovers Stars That Are Cool To The Touch. Well Done, Universe.
The Universe never fails to impress me. On the almost daily tip. Today we have cold stars. NASA has identified stars, called Y-dwarfs that are colder than the human body.
Variant Covers: Happy Endings, Big Questions, and More.
Comic books. I need them. They’re an antidote to my weekly stressors that neither my therapist nor pharmaceutically-engineered happiness could touch. So I hope Grant Morrison isn’t right. I hope comic books aren’t dying. ‘Cause they’re the salve on the chapped ass of my perpetual existential crisis. Tomorrow is Wednesday, when the batch of momentary reality-ejection drops. What are you buying? What are you interested interested in?
Here’s The Rundown Of All The DC ‘New 52’ Logos.
DC’s revealed all the logos for the titles coming into existence in a couple of weeks as part of their ‘New 52’. Some of them are the same, some of them are pretty dope, and then ones like Captain Atom are impressively awful.
Hit the jump to check them out.
Gorgeous Mosaic of the Sun. Existential Swoon.
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Check out this gorgeous mosaic of the Sun by César Cantú. The All Glowing Orb is a sexy specimen in general, but it’s looking exceptionally swank in Cantú’s work. So what exactly are we looking at here?
Monday Morning Commute: Tuesday Evening Caffeine Binge!
And a sexy good evening to you all. It’s a perfect, perfect August evening here in the East Coast of the Empire. Crickets chirping, baseball dully playing in the background. A dew-dropped cold Dew in my hands. I can’t complain, I can’t complain. Now what am I doing here? I don’t want you to think that this column is the Omega Brothers’ slam pig, getting passed around. No sir.
You see the Rendar moved out yesterday, and he’s sans internet and with a lot to do. So I’m tagging in. A guest appearance.
This is MONDAY MORNING COMMUTE, the column where you and me give a run down of the arts, sights, and enjoyments that are keeping us loving the universe. Or at least surviving our status as glorious cogs.
Video: Dude Drives Semi-Truck Into Porn Store, Steals $800 Sex Toy.
You have to tip your cap to this man. He drove a semi-truck into an porn store, in order to gain access to the jack-off device of his balls’ dreams. An $800 sex toy complete with poon and bung to fill with his seed. You need to see the news clip, it’s as utterly ridiculous as the news story. Including the phrase “he wasn’t screwing around, either!”
Hit the jump for the video.
‘Art From A Galaxy Far Far Away’ Is Star Wars Gallery Bliss.
Randy Martinez and Denise Vasquez are two artists combining for one sexy Star Wars art gallery in the City of Angeles. While it’s far too away for me to go see myself, the images themselves crank up the nostalgia bomb. It’s great knowing that no matter what Fat Daddy Lucas does unto his trilogy, the sentiment flew out of his hands and into the hearts of artists and creators a long, long time ago. So while he churns out feces now, people inspired by the Skywalker and his Crew can pay homage through art of their own.
Hit the jump for a look at their artwork, and gallery details.
Marvel Teasing The Return Of The ‘Scarlet Spider’? Make Mine Reilly!
Fact: the greatest Spider-Man of all time was Ben Reilly. Second is obviously going to be Miles Morales. Parker can be a third if he asks nicely. Reilly held it absolutely down as the Scarlet Spider for a bit, and with Marvel teasing the return of said Scarlet, I hope it means we’ll get some bleach blond spider-action going on soon.
Hit the jump to check out the teaser.
