Video: Dude Drives Semi-Truck Into Porn Store, Steals $800 Sex Toy.

You have to tip your cap to this man. He drove a semi-truck into an porn store, in order to gain access to the jack-off device of his balls’ dreams. An $800 sex toy complete with poon and bung to fill with his seed. You need to see the news clip, it’s as utterly ridiculous as the news story. Including the phrase “he wasn’t screwing around, either!”

Hit the jump for the video.

Story Credit: Boing Boing.