Modern Warfare 3 ‘Hardened Edition’ To Include Year-long Elite Membership. Hmm.
The details for Modern Warfare 3’s ‘Hardened Edition’ have leaked, and for $80 you can snag yourself a long list of bullshit. Something that may make it worth purchasing for me however is the year-long subscription to Call of Duty: Elite.
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Woman Buys Wooden Block In Parking Lot For $180, Thinking It’s An iPad. LOL.
I do most of my bartering with stranger over the prices of the electronics they’re selling in McDonald’s parking lots. It usually goes well, sometimes goes excellently. So I can’t believe this woman who bought what she thought was an iPad from strangers in the same sort of location was actually ripped off. Wut?
Watch Marvel Short Film ‘The Consultant’ Linking ‘Hulk’ And ‘Avengers’ Movies Right Here. Chyeah!
When I saw the first clip of Marvel’s first short film ‘The Consultant’ I was all haterizing. Now that I’ve seen the whole thing? It amused me. It also doesn’t hurt that I am totally dying for the Avengers movie. So bad.
Hit the jump to check it out in its entirety.
Video: Don Cheadle is Captain Planet. Dude Means Business.
Funny or Die has dropped this fucking gem today. Don Cheadle as Captain Planet. I’m not going to ruin anything, but I was that creepy guy laughing his ass off. All alone. A single tear-drop down his face.
Hit the jump to check it out.
Variant Covers: Smile! The DC Relaunch Is Here!
The DC relaunch is here. Hide your children. The DC relaunch is here. Jim Lee is ruining your favorite characters’ costumes. The DC relaunch is here. They’re going to treat the Universe’s continuity like a buffet line. Picking and choosing what to keep. The DC relaunch is here. Their talking heads are spitting double-speak corporate nonsense, starring in embarrassing videos. The DC relaunch is here, they’re taking away our handicapped heroine, dragging Wildstorm and Vertigo characters into their orbit. The DC relaunch is here, and they’re going same-day digital and stabbing your favorite crusty old comic book store in the heart with a solid gold stake.
The DC relaunch is here.
And I think it’s for the best.
Super Smash Bros. Melee Hits Splash Mountain. Like A Boss. (What?)
We all think we handle the Splash Mountain picture like a boss. C’mon, you think your pose is hilarious when the flash comes. Running down to check it out. We’ve been bested, friends.
Feast your eyes on the beauty that is Super Smash Bros. Melee among the plunge.
Video: Lucas Has Added The Vader “Nooo!’ To Return Of The Jedi. F**king Hell.
I first read this news when I was at dinner tonight. I had 32 oz of Sam Adams in me, and it took everything in my power not to flip my steak tips and puke blood onto the table. George Lucas has (purportedly) made two audio changes to the Original Trilogy in the Blu-Ray release.
One of them is adding the Vader ‘Nooo!’ to Jedi.
Hit the jump to hear them.
Mari0: Playable Super Mario Bros…With A Portal Gun. Outstanding.
There’s a two man team called Stab Yourself who are endeavoring to bring to the world Mari0. The original Super Mario Bros modified with a fucking portal gun. It is as amazing as it sounds. It’s currently in development for Windows, Linux, and OSX. Please lord let this come to light.
Hit the jump to see it in motion.
Video: ‘Fallout: Nuka Break’ Is Now Ongoing Web Series, Episode One Here.
Earlier this year I posted a short fan film called ‘Fallout: Nuka Break’. It was pretty radical and maybe even gnarly at the time, and so it’s goodness for me that it’s become an ongoing web series.
Hell yeah!
Hit the jump to check out the first episode.
Marvel’s ‘Fearless’ Teaser Features Raw Skin, Absurd Cleavage.
Really, Frank Cho? You had to give Sin, the daughter of the Red Skull hulking, massive, painfully engorged breasts? Sigh. It’s particularly impressive that she can flaunt such things given the fact that her arms are skeleton gaunt.
Whatever!
Hit the jump for the teaser for Fear Itself: Fearless.
