Check out a preview of the Robot Chicken/Green Lantern collaboration. It doesn’t seem to make much sense, then you watch it and you’re like…oh this is going to be good. Dang good. I mean, a Green Lantern cock  ring? Sold.

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[OCTOBERFEAST  is the greatest celebration of the year, a revelry dedicated to pop-culture’s most nutritious Halloween detritus. Plastic screams and artificial sweeteners have never been more bountiful. In the old country, villagers refer to the extended party as  Satan’s Snacktime]

At the turn of the century, those of us fortunate enough to have survived the apocalypse found ourselves in the unenviable position of having to reconstruct society. The first post-apocalyptic years were full of tumult, with chaos seeping into every aspect of daily living. With few raw materials at our disposal, we frantically grabbed what we could and began assembling entertainment-jalopies. Sometimes, the pieces came together to create something beautiful.

Often, they did not.

So far-reaching was this poltergeist of piebald reassembly that not even the oxidized gates and sheep’s blood fountains of the OCTOBERFEAST could effectively ward it off. No, even the hallowed season of candied fright and salubrious Satanism fell victim to this malignant spirit. The surrealism of living after the End of the World, the yearning for yesteryear’s comforts, and the attempt to continue humanity’s narrative traditions writhed about in a baby-oiled orgy lasting throughout the tenth month of the year.

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Monday evening in the Northeast section of the American Empire proper. Cold winds, comfortable clothes. Shut windows and caffeine in the veins. I’m relaxing. I’m also Caffeine Powered, my (literal) brother Rendar Frankenstein tagging me in for this iteration. I’m swinging over the top fucking rope, ready to drop sweet chin music upon all your unsuspecting asses. Gape for me baby, and allow my Love Heel to caress your Soul-Clit.

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The live action Akira continues trudging on, after last week’s news that it was indeed alive. And whitewashing more impressively than The Last Airbender. Today some more casting rumors have floated up, and they’re centered around  Commissioner  Gordon and Marla Singer.

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OCTOBER 24th, Terrorism

“Be a terror to the butchers, that they may be faith in their weight; and keep hucksters and fraudulent dealers in awe, for the same reason.”
-Miguel de Cervantes

Wow, 7 days of fear left. Quite the journey we’ve been on. I’ve got some good fears lined up for this week. Some of them are abstract; some of them are very real. So let’s dive into today’s fear.

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Diehard GameFan. Best video game magazine of all time. All. Time. It’s still around, barely. It died off, was resurrected, and has toiled around in various forms and names for years. It will never been the beauty it was prior to the Internet killing the video game magazine industry, and head of the enterprise Dave Halverson seems rather disillusioned because of how such things have changed.

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Curator  Syd Bolton went and did something impractical and glorious. Two concepts that often walk hand-in-hand around these parts. He went ahead and build a cube of GameCubes. Mine eyes! They hath seen the glory. Fall to my knees. Kiss the feet and such.

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Let’s ignore the fact that us Bovine people of the Earth have managed to actually begin cluttering up fucking space  with bullshit. Christ almighty. Instead let’s dwell on the awesomeness that is the potential for space lasers to blow this space crap to smithereens. Sort of. Kinda.

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This Mass Effect 2 cosplay is stunning. Taken by Dark Stars Photography, it featured  Rana McAnear who was the actual model for Samara in the game. So good.

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