Trailer: ‘Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol’. Praise Xenu, ‘Tis Dope.

The latest trailer for Mission: Impossible – Ghostly Priapisms has dropped and its looking excellent. Straight-up Christmas time fun. I’d see the son of a bitch just for the Batman prologue coming out before it, but fuck I’m excited I’m going to enjoy it  too.

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Fear Fest: Zombies! The Goddamn Undead.

OCTOBER 27th, Zombies

“Yea, I know I’m ugly … I said to a bartender, ‘Make me a zombie.’ He said ‘God beat me to it.’”
-Rodney Dangerfield

Today’s fear comes out of the world of horror stories and voodoo religions. Originally the term was meant to describe a person who was hypnotized or under a spell, it wasn’t until recent times that it was applied to animated corpses.

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‘The Hunger Games’ Gets Character Posters. Awesome.

I’m stoked for ‘The Hunger Games’, especially with it starring Jennifer Lawrence. There’s been some character posters dropped, and I’m pickin’ up what they’re putting down.

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Young Suns Looking Flossy In Pretty Space Shot.

 

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Check out these young suns lighting up a sexy cosmic sky. Not too shabby being a young, couple-million-years-old star hanging out in the cosmos. Lookin’ fly, being hot.

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Nintendo Announcing Greater Loss Than Expected For First Half. What Will Wii Do?!

Nintendo is bleeding money out of its orifices. It’s a different concept, because since they launched the Waving Phallus-ii back in 2006 they’ve been printing money just to waste it wiping their cruddy bums on. These days? These days they be spittin’ losses everywhere. Double what was expected. Frowns. Frowns afoot.

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Video: Father of the iPod Creates Tech Fetish Thermostat. Yes, Thermostat.

Leave it to Tony Fadell who is considered to be the “father of the iPod” to create a sexy thermostat that can be looked at as yet another technological fetish object. It’s sexy, it’s smart. It remembers when you wake up, and what temperatures you like.

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BioShock’s Ken Levine Talks About Auteurship, Editing and More. Oh Levine <3

Ken Levine spat about his role in directing the BioShock mothership. He sees himself not as an auteur, but more of an editor. And the creative lead. Definitely the creative lead.

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Genius Dude Carves A Smartphone Dock Into His Fake Arm. The Future. Welcome To It.

Meet Trevor Prideaux. The man who build a fucking smartphone dock into his prosthetic arm. The posthumanist geek in me gets a bit warm in the loins just thinking about this. Oh lord. Oh lord yes.

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Steven Spielberg Thinks ‘Indy IV’ Sucked Too. Blames Lucas.

Indy IV was a giant crap-covered piece of cinematic toast, and it seems that Steven Spielberg was well aware of that. Spielberg was shooting the shit with Empire while promoting Tintin when he owned up to the suckitude and did what most of us geeks do these days: blame our sadness and failure on George Lucas.

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Kerry Washington Cast as Broomhilda In ‘Django Unchained’.

Kerry Washington has been added to the cast of Django Unchained, filling a crucial role as Django’s wife.

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