‘Call of Duty’ Pulls In More Than $750 In Five Days, Franchise At $6 Billion.

Call of Duty is a license to print money. Lots, and lots, and lots of money. I know it’s not cool for a real  gamer to dig the franchise, but I lap it up. Along with millions of others.

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‘Star Trek’ To Begin Filming January 2012, Won’t Open Until Summer 2013. At Least.

Let it never be said that us fans of the Star Trek reboot aren’t being patient in our anticipation of its sequel. Motherfucker is dragging on! It isn’t going to begin filming until next January, and even then we won’t see it until the summer of 2013. At th earliest.

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Report: Ubisoft Working On Xbox 720 Projects For 2012, Major Sony Dev Moving To PS4.

The current generation of consoles is drudging on, and there are more and more signifiers than they are soon to be surpassed. But no!, no screams my wallet. But yes!, yes! screams the graphics whore in me.

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World’s First Lab-Grown Hamburger Could Be Here By Next August.

Neuromancer, Blade Runner!, hear my prayers. Soon I’ll be able to mow on some vat-grown flesh just like the good protagonists of both worlds. Oh my cyberpunk dreams!, they’re coming. Coming true.

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Pleiades to Hyades Connection Is Cosmic Vista.

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This enormous cosmic view features two of the best known star clusters that we can see from our Small Water Planet. Pleiades and Hydaes, roll call!

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Lionsgate Wants ‘Slumdog Millionaire’ Writer To Script ‘Hunger Games’ Sequel. Fair Enough!

Man of Steel  isn’t the only non-released movie whose sequels are getting attention. Even though Katniss and Her Bow Of Glory hasn’t seen their first movie released, there is already movement on adapting the second book of the trilogy.

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Skyrim: It’s Like Crack. With Dragons.

Its 9 am.   I wake up, I look around, I get depressed.   Something is missing.

Its 11 am.   I’m running errands.   I go to the supermarket, the drug store, and the bakery.   I’m not doing what I should be doing.

Its 1 pm.   I’m eating lunch.   I stare out the window.   Something is wrong.

Its 4 pm.   I start thinking about dinner.   I’ve already blown off the gym.   I need to be somewhere.   Where could it be?

Its 7 pm.   I’m eating dinner.   Its just some mystery meat that I found in the fridge, but fuck it, everything tastes good in a burrito wrap.   I don’t feel like myself.

Its 12 pm.   I go to bed, dreading waking to another day of feeling like there is a hole in my life.   Hopefully tomorrow will hold better tidings.   As it stands, November 10th was a dull day.

November 11th started like any other day.   I woke up knowing that today was a day of days.   What would it hold?   Would it be a great day or a terrible day?   Whatever the outcome is, the status quo was about to change.   For today of all days, Skyrim is released.

I hate doing reviews or write ups of game’s I haven’t completed.   Skyrim however is different.   I can’t complete it, it completes me.

Can a game be this perfect?   Lets take a closer look.

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‘Benjamin Button’ Writer Eric Roth Is Rewriting ‘Cleopatra’, Potentially For David Fincher.

I didn’t know there was a Cleopatra movie in the works, so the fact that it’s being rewritten surprises me. Benjamin Button scribe Eric Roth is taking charge  of mastering the script. Sizzling rewriters, brah!

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Batman’s Medical Records. Dude Has Seen Some Sh*t.

Everyone’s been going donkey shit about the faux medical records drawn up for Bruce Wayne over at Ordinary Gentleman. For good reason. It’s a meticulous and totally geeky examination at the sort of shit that Bruce Wayne would have gone through if he was, like, real.

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Warner Bros. Already Searching For ‘Man of Steel’ Sequel Writers? Cart, Horse, Etc.

Comic book movies are pretty much guaranteed to make bank these days. Fold in world wide profits and everything is going green with megabucks! So while I find it presumptous that WB is already looking for Man of Steel sequel writers…I know it’s not. This movie, regardless of Frat Boy Rock’s influence, will bring in the cheddar.

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