Brian Wood On Comics Industry: ‘Everyone Is Bleeding’

I’m a huge, huge fan of Brian Wood and his works. More than that, I value his insight into the comic book industry as a whole. A couple of days ago he dropped some rather despair-slathered comments on the comic book industry, proclaiming that everyone is bleeding. And!, And that he’s already begun envisioning a day when his role in the comics world is reduced. Merry Christmas?

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Video: Slayer Christmas Lights? Jesus Weeps! Blood!

Yo fuck all those other houses with their synchronized lights to that song by that Transsexual Siberian Husky band. This is the Truth. Illuminated and made obvious to true believers.

Slayer. Christmas lights show.

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Verizon and Redbox Planning Netflix Rival, Pfft! They Sweat HBO.

Verizon and Redbox are combining their powers to create a monolithic entity to grapple with Netflix. Good luck, boys! Netflix may have taken an arrow to the knee, but I’d still proclaim them Chief Gamma-Irradiated Beast. What’s the titan they’re fearing the tussle with? HBO. HBO indeed, yo.

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RIP Dimebag Darrell Day: A Moment of Shred

OL would be remiss if we didn’t take a second to tip out a 40oz for Dimebag, who was shot down seven years ago today. Sleep well, sweet prince. In Hellfires, scantily clad women, and pick slides.

Hit the jump for some shredding remembrance.

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‘Skyrim’ Arrow In The Knee Dubstep? Shark = Jumped. Love It.

The meme of the gaming week! The Skyrim ‘knee’ meme. It’s gone ultra. Broken the plane of non return. Gotten itself a dubstep remix. Hell yeah.

Hit the jump, check the glory.

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Views From The Space-Ship: Back In The Saddle, Grind Up, Throw Down!

Since I’m a bit busy these days, and I didn’t really have a good reason for killing it, I figured I’d peel back the membrane surrounding my life with this column’s resurrection.

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New ‘Dark Knight Rises’ Viral Shite: CIA Documents Ahoy!

Want some new Dark Knight Rises viral virtuosity? Hit the jump! Want to stay virginal? Stay put!

Fun after the more tag, ya’ll!

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Creator of Mario and Zelda Is “Retiring”. Note The Scare Quotes.

Shigeru Miyamoto is a true boss of the gaming world. The dude created Mario. And Zelda. Throw your hands up for him. Every journey has its end, and Miyamoto has announced that he’s retiring. Kind of. Sort of. Maybe? The truth is a lot less sexy than traffic-snagging headlines.

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Daniel Craig: Writer’s Strike F**ked ‘Quantum of Solace’, He Rewrote Scenes.

Daniel Craig is a hunky guy, and a great James Bond. So I’ll let him slide for not being an excellent writer. Dude says that the script for Quantum arrived just hours  before the Great Writer’s Strike of 200-something, leaving them in a bit of a pinch.

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Variant Covers: Stretch Your Stocking With Some Hardcover

I’m covered in peanut butter. Even my big toe. I dropped that shit and lacking the wherewithal to pick it up I just sort of smudged my big toe round and round. Grinding the peanut butter into the floor and praying that the Better Half doesn’t find it. I tell you this, because this is the environment I’m churning out this disaster in. It’s Tuesday evening, and the Black Hole of End of Semester is sucking what is left of my sanity into its gaping chasm. Freudian imagery or something. Gape! Gape!   One of my few insanity repellants left are the funny rags I’ll be snagging and snacking on tomorrow. In a desolate world filled with deadlines, here are the comic books I’m holding to my charred bosom in hopes of feeling something tomorrow.

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