‘Dark Knight Rises’ Bane Prologue Reactions, and More Bat-Hub.

Hey fuckers! Guess what! Consider this a hub for your Dark Knight Rises goodness that’s spiraling out today. People have seen the Bane prologue before Mission Impossible and word is trickling out. People are happy! I think? I’ve been trying to avoid the spoilers. So in lieu of direct posting and conversation, Imma just point you in the right direction for goodies and details while I try and stay virginal.

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Paolo Rivera’s Cover To ‘Daredevil’ #10 Is Devilishly Gorgeous. Puns!

Paolo River has insane chops. His artwork alone carried me through Spider-Man’s One More Laborious Retconning In Time, and it may be enough to entice me into buying Daredevil. He’s revealed his cover for the rebooted series’ tenth issue and it’s gorgeous.

Gorgeous!

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NASA’s Voyager 1 Is Preparing To Leave Our Solar System. So Glorious.

NASA’s Voyager 1 has been rummaging around the solar system since 1977. 19-fucking-77! That’s a considerable amount of time, and it has grown bored of this little portion of the galaxy. Soon, soon indeed!, it’s going to bid adieu to our solar system. That’s right, the first man-made object is about to leave the Sun’s domain. Incredible.

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Brian Wood On Comics Industry: ‘Everyone Is Bleeding’

I’m a huge, huge fan of Brian Wood and his works. More than that, I value his insight into the comic book industry as a whole. A couple of days ago he dropped some rather despair-slathered comments on the comic book industry, proclaiming that everyone is bleeding. And!, And that he’s already begun envisioning a day when his role in the comics world is reduced. Merry Christmas?

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Video: Slayer Christmas Lights? Jesus Weeps! Blood!

Yo fuck all those other houses with their synchronized lights to that song by that Transsexual Siberian Husky band. This is the Truth. Illuminated and made obvious to true believers.

Slayer. Christmas lights show.

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Verizon and Redbox Planning Netflix Rival, Pfft! They Sweat HBO.

Verizon and Redbox are combining their powers to create a monolithic entity to grapple with Netflix. Good luck, boys! Netflix may have taken an arrow to the knee, but I’d still proclaim them Chief Gamma-Irradiated Beast. What’s the titan they’re fearing the tussle with? HBO. HBO indeed, yo.

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RIP Dimebag Darrell Day: A Moment of Shred

OL would be remiss if we didn’t take a second to tip out a 40oz for Dimebag, who was shot down seven years ago today. Sleep well, sweet prince. In Hellfires, scantily clad women, and pick slides.

Hit the jump for some shredding remembrance.

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‘Skyrim’ Arrow In The Knee Dubstep? Shark = Jumped. Love It.

The meme of the gaming week! The Skyrim ‘knee’ meme. It’s gone ultra. Broken the plane of non return. Gotten itself a dubstep remix. Hell yeah.

Hit the jump, check the glory.

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Views From The Space-Ship: Back In The Saddle, Grind Up, Throw Down!

Since I’m a bit busy these days, and I didn’t really have a good reason for killing it, I figured I’d peel back the membrane surrounding my life with this column’s resurrection.

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New ‘Dark Knight Rises’ Viral Shite: CIA Documents Ahoy!

Want some new Dark Knight Rises viral virtuosity? Hit the jump! Want to stay virginal? Stay put!

Fun after the more tag, ya’ll!

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