Marvel Fires Patty Jenkins From ‘Thor 2’, Pisses Off Natalie Portman.
Patty Jenkins was totally going to direct Thor 2. Now she’s totally not going to. The reversal of directing fortunes has cheesed off Black Swan herself, Ms. Natalie Portman.
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Catwoman, She-Hulk, Wonder Woman and Storm Team-Up To Beat Breast Cancer.
There’s a new initiative designed to promote breast cancer awareness that is centered around women from comic books. I don’t know how effective it’ll be, since I imagine the advertisements just giving fanboys chubbies, but it is worth a try.
Portal Cube Rolls Up Into Greenwich Village, Pranks A-Go-Go.
Pranks! Portal! This shit has it all! Even a fucking shitload of fucks, shits, and exclamation points!
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60 Arrested In Canadian ‘Project Marvel’ Gang Investigation. Take The Power Back!
Sixty people were snagged Tuesday in a series of raids across Canada, picking up a bunch of gang members who were using aliases taken from Marvel superheroes. Oh reality.
Spaceship Omega: Intermittent Turbulence!
Hello fellow travelers on the Spaceship, it’s worth mentioning that there may be insanity outages throughout the rest of the week. I’m currently cranking out a couple of final projects, and so if there is a bit of silence don’t despair. The ole ticker hasn’t popped because of one two many 2 liters of Pepsi Max. Not yet. Not yet. Caffeine Powered prevails. Anyways, godspeed and by next Monday I’ll have a month of glorious stability with which to pepper your tits with stunningly nerdy posts and other drivel.
Televised Days of Christmas: It’s a Bundyful Life
[Is there a better way to celebrate the manger-birth of a superpowered messiah-baby than watching television? Hell no! Join Rendar Frankenstein as he navigates Spaceship OL through the Televised Days of Christmas!]
Alas, life is embraced once again! It’s a Wonderful Life reminds all viewers that they’re worth something, even if they don’t think so. And for its saccharine resolution, the movie has come to be known as the forerunner of all holiday entertainment.
But what if the lesson in It’s a Wonderful Life can’t be universally applied? What happens if someone who is a societal malignancy begins contemplating non-existence? What do we learn when peering into another dimension in which an individual’s absence allows others to flourish?
In those instances, we have to accept that It’s a Bundyful Life.
Mountain Dew Causes Infertility, But Makes You Flame Proof? Fair Trade ++
Talk about one in the fair trade department. Remember all those warnings back in the day about how Mountain Dew kills sperm? Yeah, me too. Didn’t stop me, and I’ve since gone on to replace 90% of my body’s blood with the substance. What I didn’t know, and hasn’t been revealed today is that it has made me flame proof. Flame proof! Sort of. I’m about to become a Darwin award.
Everything Was Nicolas Cage; A Moment of Zen.
Let the musky cosmic scent of Sir Nic wash over you in these troubled times. Stressed about finals? Christmas shopping? That itch on your groin becoming a boil? Don’t worry. The Good One is watching over us.
We’ve Seen The ‘Dark Knight Rises’ Prologue. Heavy Breathing, Hurting Groins.The Glory.
It’s a beautiful world sometimes. Tonight the Rendar and myself swung into a sneak preview of the Dark Knight Rises prologue that’s set to run before Mission Impossible: Phoenix Wunderblast. Previewed that shit for free at the local IMAX duplex and they even threw in a t-shirt. The Lords of Kobol have chosen to smile, and I’ve nuzzled my face in their glowing bosoms.
