‘Game of Thrones’ Season 2 Gets A Premiere Date! High-Five And Kiss Your Sister!
Yeah man! The night is dark and full of horrors and shit. However, the Spring is going to be moderately more balmy and full of episodes from season 2 of Game of Thrones. HBO has officially announced a premiere date for the son of a bitch! Everyone drink.
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Rob Liefeld Taking Over Three DC Comics Titles In May. LOLWUTNO.
Rob Liefeld, resident genius and adolescent reflection of the warping effects of living within a hyperreality is expanding. His blight is moving. Spreading. The contagion has not been contained.
Official Image Of New Bond Flick ‘Skyfall’ Is Pure Brooding Dude Hunkiness.
A guy at my local comic shop a couple of days ago said he didn’t care for the Daniel Craig Bond flicks, and took especial issue with Craig’s “banana hammock” from Casino Royale. I’m going to guess he won’t like this first official image from Skyfall.
Hit the jump to check it out.
Press Start!: Yo BioWare, Open SWTOR The F**K Up.
I’m about to vomit about the new Star Wars RPG. This is Press Start. If you don’t give a fuck about the title, I’ve strewn the following throughout the post to keep your attention: a hot dog eating contest, a wasted Han Solo, and if none of those fit your fancy, the conclusion of the post is a fat kid dancing. Isn’t that enough spectacle?
Allons-y.
Awesome Comments On Old Posts: Superman’s Sexuality.
[Awesome Comments On Old Posts: When someone drags up a post from OL’s past and drops ridiculous nerd love or hate, we’ll let you know.]
I’ve decided to create a new occasional column, and you can figure out the concept behind it from the header above. From time to time on OL and assuredly on other sites as well, some dedicated and emotionally unstable reader (describing 99% of the internet) will lambast either the poster or a commenter. What makes it so amazing is that they’re generally so seething with hate, and they’re so fucking old. Someone dragged the waters of the Internet to find the post, and then smashed the keyboard with vituperation.
Trailer Droppage: Wes Anderson’s Moonrise Kingdom
There are few directors working today that have as unique an aesthetic as Wes Anderson. The look, feel, sound, and tone of all his movies are entirely his own. Crafting meticulously shot narratives that are punctuated by some quirk (a term I use lovingly in this case) and droll humor, Anderson movies have become a staple of American cinema for more than a decade. And now he’s back at it again with Moonrise Kingdom, his first live-action movie since 2007 (Fantastic Mr. Fox being a successful foray into stop-motion filmmaking in 2009). Hit the jump and check it out.
Astronomers Have Figured Out True Color Of Milky Way Galaxy. No Rly.
I didn’t know we hadn’t tagged the color of the Milky Way Galaxy. I always figured it was a gorgeous light chocolate brown with a…oh fuck it that joke sucks. Seriously though, I didn’t think we were puzzled by it. Well, we were! Now!, now we’re not.
Spielberg Says ‘Robopocalypse’ Set In Future, Has Totally Unoriginal Plot.
Spielberg and robots. How can I hate? I can’t. So despite the fact that Spielberg’s next movie is centered around a twenty-times refried beans of a plot, I’m stoked.
Hit the jump for details.
Mark Millar and Frank Quitely Team Up For ‘Jupiter’s Children’. Okay, I’m Pumped.
Just yesterday at the Funny Book Palace as Rendar and I were snagging new comics I got into one of my Millar rants. Condemning his shock-value bullshit and everything he’s turned into while simultaneously stating I couldn’t dismiss the backlog that made me fall in love with him. Mentioned I loved his run on The Authority with Quitely, and goddamnit now they’re teaming up again.
And it excites me.
Homeland Security Internet Watch List Leaks! OL Sadly Unsubversive Enough.
The Department of Homeland Security’s Internet Watch List has slithered out of their corridors and into the thick mucuous membranes of the interwebs they strive to observe.
