‘SPIDER-MEN #1’ Comes This June From Marvel. NOTE THE PLURAL.
Marvel’s announced uh, something, in the vein of Spider-Men #1 arriving this June. At least I was all “If those fucks get rid of Miles Morales I will literally cut them”, but then I noticed something…it isn’t the Ultimate universe.
Hit the jump for the promo and speculation.
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Two New ‘HUNGER GAMES’ TRAILERS Show How Much District 12 Sucks
Hunger Games continues to get closer and closer to plunging into our collective consciousness. As it becomes more imminent, the droning of the advertising wizard planes continues to become louder.
Hit the jump for two more trailers from the blitz.
Brazilian City Authorizes 50 Year-Old BATMAN To Protect Its Citizens. No, Srsly
Ain’t this some Batman Inc shit right here. A Brazilian city has authorized some old motherfucker to walk around as Batman. Fighting crime. Stopping murders. Breaking up drug rings. I’m not even kidding.
Hit the jump for more details.
Cosplay: Prince of Persia Is Diced, Brooding, Complete!
[Via | Photographed by Nicolai Andrews]
Rumor: Next XBOX Won’t Have A DISC DRIVE. Double Wut
Here’s a rumor upside your head: the next Xbox isn’t going to have a disc drive. Yep. Well, I mean, yep as in that’s the rumor. Do I buy it? Not at all.
Video: Pickpocket Uses CHOPSTICKS. That’s Pro Mode.
This is another echelon of pickpocketing madness. Chinese thieves use chopsticks to liberate the valuables of strongly owned citizens.
Hit the jump to check it out.
Valve: We’re NOT Making A CONSOLE Anytime Soon. Internet: YEAH OKAY
Valve. They got themselves a bit of the fun as fuck Obi-Wan action going on. Marketing director Doug Lombardi has come down on the rampant rumoring that the company is preparing to unleash the Gabeatron Steam Box (my sources have confirmed this will be the name) soon.
THIS WEEK ON Eastbound & Down – Chapter 16
It gets wet n’ wild this week on EB&D, as we encounter some predictably unpredictable circumstances on our journey back to comedic certitude. It is now my professional opinion that KP has fully recovered from an anemic start to season 3, and much good seems to be in store ahead as we once again bask in darkness of the KP experience…right after the jump.
Tacos In A Cup? Ramen Has Nuked The F**king Fridge
As Men and Women of the Universe, it is our job to consistently thwart the Will of Everything. Case in point: the creation of taco-flavored ramen.
Hit the jump to behold The End.
Dust Devil On MARS Shows The Red Planet Looking Lively
Check out that there picture up thurr. Woah. Syntax+grammar vomisplosion. Anyways. That little spectral goody is nothing more than a dust devil wandering about the surface of Mars. A concept, which when thought about, is actually pretty cool.
