First Look At Christopher Waltz On Set Of ‘DJANGO UNCHAINED’, Can’t Wait. Won’t Wait!

Here’s a glimpse at Christopher Waltz on the set of Django Unchained. The good sir Waltz plays a bounty hunter who goes by the name of  Dr. King Schultz and teams up with Jamie Foxx’s character to lay down some death and revenge. Righteous.

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Marvel Studios President: ‘ANT-MAN’ Is “Closest It’s Ever Been”

Edgar Wright has been jawing about making an Ant-Man  movie for years now. In fact if I recall correctly its noise was filtered through the pop-psyche even before Scott Pilgrim. Nothing has really seemed to come about from all the chatter though, and as such I’ve disregarded any excitement I once had for the film. However if the noise out of Kevin Feige’s mouth is accurate, I may need to don my Cloak of The Excite!

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Dude Taste-Tests 22 YEAR-OLD BATMAN CEREAL. Hats Off, My Friend.

…So I’m not really certain of the gender of Food junk, though I do liberally apply the term “dude” to peoples of all genders, genitals, and combinations of both. What I am certain of is that Food Junk is a blog-person carved out of the same insanity as me. Taste-testing a 22 year-old  cereal? Tremendous.

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“Dumb & Dumber 2” confirmed. Why. No, seriously, why.



I love Dumb and Dumber. It’s one of my “movies to watch when I’m sick” staples, even if the “doggy bag” scene scarred me for life as a child (it was a long time before I could look at a beating heart without making a face). I totally overlooked the prequel, because, well. But the fact remains, the movie is a classic and I know  it will remain untouched by the fingers of some greedy Hollywood execut–

Sorry, what was that? I… oh.

Well, fuck.

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Neil deGrasse Tyson Got James Cameron To CHANGE One Thing In ‘TITANIC 3D’

I’ve heard Neil deGrasse Tyson rail against an inaccuracy in Titanic  several times in my travels. His ability to pick up things like the patterns of the stars in the sky in a movie  is considerably bad ass, and he has leveraged that into several rants on accuracy. I just never expected his rants  to turn into changes.

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Oni announces full-color version of ‘SCOTT PILGRIM’, dare you take the double-dip?

Perchance this is the sort of double-dipping that you may be into. Oni Press has announced that they’re going to release a full-color version of Scott Pilgrim  in an “ultra swank” format.

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The April Fools Day Asteroid Came Closer Than F**king Expected

Did you know about the April Fools Day asteroid? I sure as fuck didn’t. I didn’t know about it when it was considered no big fucking deal, and I doubly didn’t know about it yesterday when it passed far closer than anticipated.

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Cosplay: Alexstrasza From WoW Makes Me…Feel Things.

[Via | Cosplayed by  chipie2485]

I don’t know the lore behind Alexsomethingsuck, as I didn’t play the Warcraft games and my life in WoW (especially in raids) was “OKAY WHEN CAN I SHOOT SOMETHING?!”, but this picture. It’s doing things to the loins.

James Stokoe’s ‘GODZILLA: HALF-CENTURY WAR’ Announced By IDW. I Can’t F**king Wait.

Here at OL we’re pretty, pretty, pretty fucking jazzed on James Stokoe. The dude’s comic Orc Stain  is  unadulterated talent ripping through the veins and capsules of the comic page. The level of energy and detail on every page literally makes my taint sing. I’m serious. My taint opens up, and it sings. This weekend IDW announced that Stokoe would be writing and drawing Godzilla: Half-Century War  for them. That taint that sings? It wailed.

Details and previews after the jump.

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ASHTON KUTCHER To Play STEVE JOBS In Indie Flick. WUT?

Ashton Kutcher is going to play the part of Steve Jobs in an indie flick that will begin shooting when the star is on break from Two And A Half Dozen Easy Jokes Per Episode. My knee jerk reaction is “this is fucking dumb!”, and my knee jerk reaction to my knee jerk reaction is “chill bro!, chill, who knows?” which leaves me in a bit of a holding pattern.

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