‘TRUE BLOOD’ Season 5 Teaser #1: Don’t Forget This Show Sucks
April 2nd, 2012 by Caffeine Powered
I’ve been doing recaps of True Blood for several seasons now, and when I came across this teaser I had a moment where I realized I needed to stop doing them. Nary a moment later I decided a better action would be to drink during them, and write in a state of drunken belligerence that will always segue into “Jessica makes me want to splooge slop sprung party”, so that’s what I’m going to do.
