I write  about True Blood, so I have to watch it. The last three seasons have been unmitigated ass. Just chewy pieces of shit that get ripped up into my teeth and cause me to gag. The only soft spot I have for the show is courtesy of my hard spot (word play!) for Jessica, played by  Deborah Ann Woll. The makers of the trailer must have known this, because they threw some Jessicagoodnessgracious into the mix and I’m not feeling so terrible about the experience now. Also — there could be…action on the show? Weird as hell.

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I’ve been doing recaps of True Blood  for several seasons now, and when I came across this teaser I had a moment where I realized I needed to stop doing them. Nary a moment later I decided a better action would be to drink during them, and write in a state of drunken belligerence that will always segue into “Jessica makes me want to splooge slop sprung party”, so that’s what I’m going to do.

Hit the jump for the trailer.

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