Happy Birthday, Hubble Telescope! You have made my life very awesome.
The first image taken with NASA’s Hubble Space Telescope’s Wide Field Camera in 1990 to assist in focusing the telescope. The region shown is NGC 3532 in the constellation Carina. The photo was taken by Dr. Eric Persson. It was the start of something epic.
The Hubble telescope was launched April 24, 1990. It’s 22 years old today, the same age as my younger sister. Only difference is, I wouldn’t punch the Hubble.
Gina Carano Goes From ‘HAYWIRE’ To ‘FAST SIX’, Somehow Acting Of This Movie Drops.
Despite my (actual) love for the Fast and the Furious People Racing Shit series, I’m not going to pretend the movies have good acting. Yet, I never thought they would cast someone for one of these flicks and I’d go “Man, the franchise’s acting just got worse.” First time for everything!
MEL GIBSON Joins ‘MACHETE KILLS’, Robert Rodriguez Plays With Fire.
How do you top something as absurd as Machete? You cast Hollywood’s least favorite misogynist/anti-Semite in the sequel and pray you can film the movie before they finally finish self-imploding.
Jessica Chastain In Talks For ‘IRON MAN 3’, This Cast Could Rule.
We ain’t even Avenged shit yet and we’re already to the gills with Iron Man 3 news. If Jessica Chastain officially joins the cast, she’s going to compliment what is becoming a pretty impressive collection of thespians. Or at least Hollywood folk.
Third ‘DARK KNIGHT RISES’ Trailer Dropping With ‘AVENGERS’; Film Has Hour Of IMAX Footage
Hankering for some more Dark Knight Rises? Can’t wait for that shit to drop? Well you’re going to get some more off the tits right before another comic book movie milestone ‘splosiontime.
RON SWANSON Wants to be ‘THE THING’ In ‘Fantastic Four’ Reboot. C’mon People.
Nick Offerman plays Ron Swanson on Parks and Rec, arguably one of the greatest characters in modern fiction. However it turns out that Offerman has another deep, deep, desire. To participate in some clobberin’ time.
Last Week This Dude Registered 14,962 DOMAINS In 24 Hours. F**ker.
Michael Mann (not that one) is a dude well-versed in registering the shite out of domains. He runs train on available registrations and then flips them to desperate people, making a killing in the process. Last week the fucker registered nearly 15,000 domains in one hour.
‘HARLEY QUINN’S REVENGE’ coming to ‘Arkham City’, goth chick schwing.
Arkham City was a legit piece of comic book sandbox ass-whuppery, and it’s getting a bit zanier. The title is snagging not just a Game of the Year Edition, but also some Harley Quinn DLC.
Hit the jump for details and a trailer.
Sony’s FIGHTING GAME Will Be Called ‘PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale’, LOLWUTNO.

Sony’s been working on a Super Smash Bros. equivalent. We’ve known that for a while. Now we know the name of it, and it is so fantastically awful my ass clapped. Yeah dude. My ass. It clapped.
‘BEFORE WATCHMEN’ Character Designs and Pages Revealed.
A shit load of press outlets have been invited into the den of DC Comics to inspect some Before Watchmen swag, and now we can bask in what they captured. A lot of sexy art, prepared and covered in plastic. You know, so when the projectile vomit kicks in the artwork is protected.












