FIRST LOOK: Liam Neeson In ‘TAKEN 2’, The Hell Else Do You Need?

Liam Neeson in Taken 2  is money in the bank. I can’t think of any one else I’d prefer to watch running around beating ass and screaming phrases in the faces of soon-to-be-walloped assholes.

Hit the jump for deets and a look.

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‘BORDERLANDS 2’ SPECIAL EDITIONS. Or, How I’ll Be Wasting Money In September

My goodness. My love for Borderlands  is unmatched by many a franchise. It is a love so strong that it will have me doing ludicrous things, like opting into ridiculous special editions I don’t need, and really can’t afford.

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‘SKYFALL’ TEASER POSTER: It’s Uh, James Bond. Walking And Stuff.

Oh snap! It’s a totally nondescript teaser poster for Skyfall  which to the undiscerning eye could pretty much be a poster for any of the Craig-powered Bondie flicks.

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DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE Says Citizens Have Right To Record Police On Duty.

I’m not sure why I’m covering this, since I’m not a lawatician or anything, save for the fact that I find it really interesting.  The US Department of Justice sent a reprimand to the Baltimore Police Deparment this past Monday being all like, “citizens can video tape you on duty”, high-fiving civil rights for once.

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WATCH: Paralyzed Woman controls Robot Arm With Her Mind. Yeah, Science!

This right here is the berries. Harnessing powerful brain heft and science wizardy, the thinking minds of Brown University have created BrainGate. This batch of science magical (cause c’mon it’s pretty surreal) has allowed a woman named Cathy to control a robot arm. With her fucking mind.

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KICKSTART This Rock: ‘SULLIVAN’S SLUGGERS’ By Smith and Stokoe

Regulars around here know that we worship at the altar of James Stokoe and the unfettered insanity that is Orc Stain. The good Stokoe has teamed up with writer Mark Andrew Smith (Gladstone’s School for World Conquerors) to bring the world another flavor of bonkers. Old baseball sluggers versus zombies? Hell yes. Don’t get too excited, though. These good people, they need our goddamn help.

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‘BLADE RUNNER’ SEQUEL To Feature Female Protagonist. Plus!, ‘PROMETHEUS’ Poster.

Prometheus  international poster. Blade Runner  sequel news. Just hit the jump.

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Cosplay: X-FORCE…Assembled! Sadly With Little Blood.

Oh shit! It’s the X-Force! All ready to decapitate your ass and dance in your blood! Don’t look now though, ’cause it seems Beast is totally waking up and probably has nougats of crap still dingleberrying out of his boxers. Photographed by the prolific as fuck    LJinto.

Views From The Space-Ship: The Devil Made Me Do It. But I Liked It.

Oh fuck, the latest edition of Views From The Space-Ship! Not even grad school can save me from the thralls of Diablo, baby! It’s time! Motherfucking time!

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RED BULL Producing Parkour-Powered ‘OLIVER TWIST’ Adaptation. In 3D. Naturally.

This is something out of one of my favorite novels of all time, Syrup. Red Bull doesn’t just want to sponsor culture, goddammit it wants to generate it. How can they get into the game? Obviously by funding a 3D parkour flick based off of Oliver Twist. Obviously.

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