#Welcome To the Future
SOLAR-POWERED BIONIC EYE Developed By Stanford University. Yeah, Science!
All right, let’s be upfront. As is the case with most “Oh my fucking gawd, breakthrough!” posts, this article is more about potential cure than sudden miracle. Haters, you’ve been warned. Let us enjoy the potential for a solar-powered bionic eye together.
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WI-FI BLOCKING WALLPAPER Protects Your Porno-Den From External Leeches.
Are you scared of people leeching off your fat pipes? More pressingly, are you scared of someone surfing into your network and peeking into your deepest darkest collection of latex-clad-furry bukkake? You must built your fort with this glory. Wi-fi blocking wallpaper. Protect your Fortress of Solitude.
Pirate Bay To Anonymous: DDoS IS Censorship, Yo! Ain’t Cool.
Pirate Bay and Anonymous are two of the titans of the Fuck You Rules Internet Gang. They don’t roll directly as a posse, but it is sensible to state that due to what the two of them are up to on the reg we may pair them up. This week had them in a bit of a slap fight, with Pirate Bay not particularly cool with something Anonymous was up to.
‘ASSASSIN’S CREED III’ GAMEPLAY TRAILER Is Bear Fighting Greatness
Here’s the gameplay trailer for Assassin’s Creed III, the joint having been unlocked through whatever sorts of Facebook chicanery that Ubisoft required. Now that it is here, g’damn! The creamy hotness is oozing out of this title. ACIII seems all the delicious murder of the franchise’s previous installments with enough of a remix to make everything glimmer a-new.
GERMAN PIRATE PARTY Wins Seats In Third Regional Election. Winning.
Pretty ridiculous, you know. In a futuro-awesomeness sort of way. The German Pirate Party is actually winning seats.
White House Says Obama Will Definitely Veto CISPA. Word?
Word out of the White House is that President Obama will veto CISPA. At this point though, I’m not certain that shit even matters. Hard to imagine the Determined Parties not soldiering on, continually throwing spaghetti until some of it sticks.
PIRATE BAY Enjoys 12 Million Extra Visitors On Day One Of UK Court Censorship
Pirate Bay has been banned from UK ISPs courtesy of the courts in that place-nation. That isn’t slowing them down, it isn’t slowing them down at all.
Portland, Oregon Considering All-Seeing CCTV Surveillance. Wut? Weird.
This is weird as hell to me and my clueless ass. I thought that Porltand, OR was some sort of hipster haven where people smoke pot in the streets and beers can be traded for high-fives at bars. Now they’re going to go full CCTV stylee? Odd.\
BIONIC EYE Expected To Help Blind See By 2014. YEAH, SCIENCE.
Ah, this is some wonderful post-humanism shit right here. I don’t know why we aren’t vat growing organs and appendages yet (I’m sure there are good reasons, I just don’t want to know them), but this is equally outstanding. Bionic eye time! Cyeah!
UK Internet Providers Must BLOCK PIRATE BAY; They Offer Workaround.
Ain’t this a kick to my friends in the UK. The High Court has come down with the decision to require all UK internet providers to block The Pirate Bay, in an attempt to deprive an entire peoples of free copies of Adobe Photoshop. Thankfully where there’s a will, there’s a way.
